Kolanaki ,
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These are like the worst granola bars in existence.

Poem_for_your_sprog ,

I like them but they're too difficult to eat so I never get them

0x0 ,

Also RIP my teeth.

Ghostalmedia OP ,
@Ghostalmedia@lemmy.world avatar

You might want to talk to your dentist if granola bars are hurting your teeth.

thisbenzingring ,

See the trick is, smashing it up before you open it. Then just open one side enough so you can pour the chucks out into your mouth

Toribor ,
@Toribor@corndog.social avatar

This works, but if you inhale while doing it you will die.

pewgar_seemsimandroid ,

not for me!

SayJess ,
@SayJess@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

Magic type?

pewgar_seemsimandroid ,

nah i just be unbelievably careful.

SayJess ,
@SayJess@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

Impressive. We shall follow your career with great interest!

refurbishedrefurbisher ,

Microwave it for a bit and it becomes a chewy snack

samus12345 ,
@samus12345@lemmy.world avatar
GluWu ,

I had one this weekend and am still finding crumbs under my foreskin.

thisbenzingring ,

At least you got the chunks your shoved in your bumm out.

blindbunny , (edited )

I used to pack these with condoms. I would eat them after sex to see how much of my shit they're willing to deal with. Only two people ever kicked me out. Good times.

alyth ,

Nature Valley disappeared off the shelves where I live and it makes me so sad ;o; I feel so lonely without my weevils :(

thegr8goldfish ,

Crush them in the wrapper. Open one end and pour directly in mouth. This is an advanced technique because one slip up and you will launch those crumbs.

LinkOpensChest_wav ,
@LinkOpensChest_wav@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

You invented the granola pixie stix

Viking_Hippie ,

Should have read the whole comment before starting rather than following step by step. This hospital clean room is ruined!

Also, the immunocompromised patient died but whatevs. That's pretty much what they do 🤷

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