Something about how they are the actual Pizzagate cult. Legitimizing Pizzagate alone is enough to disregard whatever they say. Been to Comet Ping Pong. Mediocre pizza. Good beer selection. No basement (at all) filled with children on their way to be sacrificed in a satanic ritual for adrenochrome.
Not really. It is basically just a standard higher end pizza place. They have some ping pong tables out back and I think a few pinball machines. It's not specifically kid oriented. When I went, I only saw two or three kids. There were probably a ton more but you have to know the password to use the magic portal to the basement to see the others.