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jerkface ,
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Restaurants don't serve food. They serve drugs that are intended to hook you and make you come back, not nourish you and keep you healthy. It could just be the cumulative effect. People who eat poorly get worse and worse over time.

I think every large establishment that serves food to the public should be required to serve food that a person could eat FOR EVERY MEAL and be healthy.

cm0002 ,

Lol yea yea and chemtrails are actually a secret government project for mind control

FaceDeer ,
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Good point! OP, are you eating on the restaurant's open-air patio? Perhaps chemtrail chemicals are filtering down into your food from the sky.

intensely_human ,

They’re designed to make people look up

Rhynoplaz ,

I've worked in quite a few restaurants, and although they were full of drugs, the drugs were usually in the cooks, NOT the food.

LostXOR ,

usually

So you're saying there's a chance?

Honytawk ,

It can happen when the cooks ripp a fat line on the edge of a pan, and half of it falls in because they are too inebriated.

half_built_pyramids ,

Bahahahah

Rhynoplaz ,

Yeah, I can tell YOU know what I'm talking about.

BuboScandiacus ,
@BuboScandiacus@mander.xyz avatar

What shape is the Earth according to you?

Rhynoplaz ,

At this point, I feel like I'm not going too far out on a limb if I say turd-shaped.

intensely_human ,

Everything is turd shaped on a long enough timeline

Lost_My_Mind ,

Sir, you do not have a worthy username to be saying crazy things on the internet. That's MY thing! And if anything, you gotta have drugs! Do you know what this world would come to if Danny DeVito ever ran out of cocaine??? He would get all oiled up, and we'd all have to look at his butthole, as Chyrol Crow sang dongs about irony. Because WE were the buttholes all along!

See? THAT'S how it's done! Now go see my post about why Burger King should start advertising nuts on pornhub.

Rhynoplaz ,

Beautifully done, as always. Don't think I didn't see all that chaos-sowing bait in there!

0ops ,

Yup restaurant food is drugs and it's turning the fricken frogs GAY

edgemaster72 ,
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Sir, this is a Wendy's (so knock that shit off you're making the other customers nervous)

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