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magnetosphere ,
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I’d like to see this fuckstick standing on his feet all day, and asking his supervisor for permission to pee. Then we’ll see how he feels about eliminating weekends.

SuiXi3D ,
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My boss told me I couldn’t go to the bathroom whenever I needed to. I told him next time he tells me that I’m gonna shit on the floor. Nothing since.

Mac ,

Can I be the supervisor?
I'll tell him to piss himself and keep working.

Saik0Shinigami ,
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No. You tell them to piss in a bottle. That way when they get thirsty in 10 minutes they have something to drink on hand. Efficiency.

Mac ,

Those bottles cut into company profits!

Saik0Shinigami ,
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Who said they're company provided? Weren't reusable bottles all the rage for a while? Employees can bring their own. Make sure you wash it at home too...