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Kolanaki

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I’m just a weird, furry, pan guy (cis he/him). I also have a big, blue username. I tend to edit everything I write like a million times within the span of a couple minutes after posting, so if you see one thing and suddenly it changes, that was just a first draft. 😅

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I hope it also comes with the opposite of being able to use a non-PSVR HMD on the PlayStation. Don't have a PSVR, but I do have a Q3 and a PS5 with a couple of games that come with free VR versions I'd like to check out in an official capacity (remote play app works with the Quest but it's janky). But I won't be holding my breath for it.

[meta] this community's rules and enforcement are hot garbage

several posts per day here are a clear troll posts and bids for drama but are not removed. until this community’s mods start acknowledging and responding to this problem, this community is simply providing a platform for drama fiends who get off on making you upset. simply put, this is both destructive and frankly not fun....

Kolanaki ,
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You're not helping it any by posting this popular opinion.

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  • Kolanaki ,
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    I hang out all the time. In my room. Alone.

    Kolanaki ,
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    Can't help but think of the Bee Movie's ending where the lady leaves her husband for the bee.

    Kolanaki OP ,
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    Shit. Must've been breathing through my gills this whole time.

    Kolanaki OP ,
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    no offense

    None taken. I know I'm unhealthy. I smoke, too. So all that is a factor. Actually was wondering if it was just from use or if maybe I am not breathing the right way. Possibly both. I have a habit of subconsciously holding my breath when doing physical activity and I know that ain't good. lol

    Kolanaki OP ,
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    Nah, this feeling I am posting about is felt in the chest area. From like the diaphragm to the back of the throat. It's not a stabbing pain, but as stated kind a burning sensation. Not extremely painful but quite uncomfortable as you're trying to catch your breath after you stop running. That's my fault for not giving a lot of detail.

    Kolanaki ,
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    Did the top hump the bottom's back? That's where they get their name, right?

    Kolanaki ,
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    I don't understand this whole new idea of "shitpost vs shit post." They're the same thing. That's where the term shitpost came from. Posts that are shit. Asking for quality shitposts is like asking for a well done rare steak. You can't have it both ways.

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    To be fair, the station was built by Cardassians and they don't seem like the type of people to give a shit about the disabled. I feel like they cull anyone unable to be useful to the government.

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    I'm not sure they're actually the same thing tho. Beards are used by gay men to seem straight. The term my mom used was against the women who just had a fetish for gay men.

    Kolanaki ,
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    fruit flies

    I like that one. lol

    Kolanaki ,
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    I just assumed it also censored the shorter form, since I ran into that before when quoting Martin from The Simpsons. I was wrong.

    Kolanaki ,
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    Well the first one has basically one meaning that's derogatory (including the definition of a bundle of sticks used for kindling; that's literally why it became a slur as it implies you want to burn them) while the three letter word is also slang for a cigarette in much of the world.

    Kolanaki ,
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    As was typical of most men with the same hair style in the 80's.

    Kolanaki ,
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    They use way too much product and it just drips down.

    Kolanaki ,
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    I can't take this seriously unless it's covered in denim.

    Kolanaki ,
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    I have tons of ideas for games. I just had one last night while playing a VR platformer: a fighting game in VR but your character is a marionette you control like your controllers had strings attached so you can recreate the fight scenes from Team America.

    My only problem with making games is that I have ideas and ability to code and such; but I am broke and also not visually artistic (I'm a writer not an artist) to make my own assets so it would look like some POS asset flip using whatever I could find for free.

    Kolanaki ,
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    under their breath

    "And I say kill 'em all!"

    Kolanaki ,
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    I read the book just a couple years ago thinking it would be awesome because the book is usually better than the movie, and oh my God. I can't believe someone actually thought that kind of government would be rad.

    Kolanaki ,
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    Not having the right to repair doesn't mean I can't actually repair the thing myself. It just means I can no longer get official support from the maker of the thing if I do. Which isn't an issue if I know how to fix it myself.

    What's wild to me is that those stupid fucking warranty void stickers they use to determine if you attempted to repair your shit? Yeah, those are illegal. They have been illegal since before I was born. And yet I don't think I have ever opened up an electronic device that did not have one.

    Kolanaki ,
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    Couldn't you, like... Connect the pins directly to a power source while pushing them together to make the contacts on the pogo touch or something to bypass any of that?

    Kolanaki ,
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    My name saves me because they recognize me from all my comments made before the apocalypse and wanna hang out.

    Kolanaki ,
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    John Madden John Madden John Madden John Madden John Madden John Madden John Madden John Madden John Madden John Madden John Madden John Madden

    Kolanaki ,
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    When the user posts a mess, gets called out for it, and responds with "so what? You know what I meant."

    Kolanaki ,
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    I can't think of times I was punished for being annoying. My mom would just tell me to go outside if I was being annoying.

    Kolanaki ,
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    I saw dunky playing that the other day and I'm kinda interested. But I couldn't tell if it was like tarkov with pvp or if it is solely pve. If it's just PvE: I want it. It looks visually like if Star Wars and Terminator were in the same universe.

    Kolanaki , (edited )
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    Sweet. Is it required to be online? I'm gonna buy it today but if it needs to be online I have to get it on PC and not PS5.

    Edit: PS store says Ps+ required so PC it is.

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    It's still just a Lego sandbox, but there are monsters and "progression." I always ignore it. It doesn't add much to the Lego sandbox for me. I only progress far enough to get the glider wings because that's actually a fun mechanic. The balance and everything is kinda wack anyway. The Wither boss is ridiculous and I'm a Fromsoft fanboy.

    Kolanaki ,
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    This is what my Dark Souls characters look like before they obtain any humanity.

    I find the """man up""" school of thought generally works for me when faced w a tough situation but 97% of the time it's presented as an obnoxious show of bravado. What are better ways to phrase this?

    like, if i'm feeling bad but force myself to do something, i usually feel better. how to maintain the usefulness of this advice without presenting it as 'fuck your feelings', in that usual arrogant right wing sort of way

    Kolanaki ,
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    It's weird that I was thinking about this just yesterday. I concluded there isn't much good way to make it not sound like an insult, but you could make it less about gender.

    Things like "Don't be a baby." Or "Don't be a scaredy cat." Because it's often just fear holding someone back that elicits these phrases, and I do feel that encouraging people to push past fears is a good thing overall. There just aren't any established phrases I could think of that would work the same way without also making the one saying it seem cold.

    Kolanaki ,
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    Ferngully Syndrome

    Is that a real thing? What is Ferngully Syndrome?

    Kolanaki ,
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    The main crux of the plot is kinda like Johnny Mnemonic. Except the data in V's head that's slowly killing him/her is Keanu Reeves instead of the cure for some disease.

    Kolanaki ,
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    One of those ways is much, much easier than the other. Hint: Take the underdark path.

    Kolanaki ,
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    If you want a hard as fuck challenge, Sifu is it. It's fucking brutal. I love it. Imagine Dark Souls combined with the Kung Fu mod for the original Max Payne and you'll have a good idea of what to expect from Sifu. Or like if a Tony Jaa film was made into a video game.

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    I've never liked them outside of the niches the private trackers I had access to were about.

    I've had one that sucked for anything other than music (and even the music was annoying because the uploaders had boners for FLAC and this was back when file size still mattered and FLACs are fucking huge and don't sound different enough to warrant the file size), one that only hosted textbooks for college courses, and another that was strictly niche as fuck films that nobody has ever even really heard of.

    It's good to filter out bad actors uploading viruses, but it also limits how much stuff is there period.

    Kolanaki ,
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    Anarchy, of the Mad Max variety because when capitalism finally fails, it's gonna be because they completely destroyed the fucking world.

    Kolanaki ,
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    Where is here for you? I wanna make sure to avoid it.

    Kolanaki ,
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    oh hey. Something on Apple TV that I might be interested in if it doesn't completely suck. I love the book series.

    Kolanaki ,
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    Well yeah; they keep that shit behind the locked "Employees Only" door.

    Kolanaki ,
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    I could imagine they like Bill Maher and Dennis Miller. The only two comedians I know that are both popular (or were) and proudly conservative.

    Kolanaki ,
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    If you got rid of the 🗿 you wouldn't have flies. 🗿 Spontaneously generate them.

    Kolanaki ,
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    I would just assume I actually died and Leo was God and his yacht was heaven

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