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antifa , in Funny, those guys don't usually agree on that much

They agree on a lot more than you'd think, once you parse out each cult's different groupspeak

BakerBagel ,

FDR, Churchill , Hitler, and Mussolini also had a lot in common when you get down to it. Same as humans and chimpanzees. It's the differences that actually matter.

alcoholicorn ,

I mean they each protected capitalism in their own way:

FDR, being old money who'd just seen MacArthur send in the tanks to raze a camp of rebellious soldiers and knew how these things tended to go, invested in guillotine insurance via the New Deal.

Hitler and Mussolini used the other approach, privatizing/selling off state assets and applying colonial methods they'd perfected in Africa back home to buttress capitalism and protect profits.

I'm not gonna get started on Churchill.

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  • BakerBagel , (edited )

    Hitler sold off nationalized companies to his buddies, and awarded military contracts to Germany's ultra wealth like Ferdinand Porsche. Literally the first people Hitler killed were his brown shirts, the socialists he utilized to gain power, during the Night of the Long Knives. His entire schtick was that he wanted to kill all the slavs to rid Europe of "Cultural bolshevism" and all leftists thought.

    You know literally nothing about history, and actually have your knowledge reversed. You just think "Hitler = bad" and "communism= bad" so "Hitler = communism" I'm sorry to be a dick here, but you are either totally uninformed and are a moron who is just making shit up to feel smart, or you are intentionally spreading wrong information bevauae you want to associate socialism with fascism to push your own nefarious agenda. I'm going to give you the benefit of the doubt and say that your education system failed you.

    Edit: i found the issue. You actually have brain worms from eating so much raw pork.

    daltotron ,

    damn, these kindsa guys are really gonna bring about the human-prion shit huh

    rockSlayer ,

    I bet the poor fellas ended up like RFK's worms too. Starved to death

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  • wildbus8979 ,

    Fun fact, the word "privatization" first appeared to describe the policies of the Third Reich. It later became a rallying cry of Rageanonomics, Thacherism, and Pinochet. What now a days we often qualify as Neoliberism.

    orrk ,

    when the American education system has failed you

    Aux ,

    Tankie mods can't accept the truth, how typical...

    BarrelAgedBoredom , in Funny, those guys don't usually agree on that much

    I will not stand for this anarchist erasure

    Cowbee ,

    It's more that OP seems unable to fathom anyone to the left of them being both rational and uncool with liberalism. That's why they specifically said "Authouritarian Communists," the SpOoKiEsT LeFtIsTs.

    PhlubbaDubba , in Funny, those guys don't usually agree on that much

    Lib bashing in left spaces is the mating cry of the tanky

    It might be cathartic every so often, but too much makes the wrong people feel safe.

    alcoholicorn ,

    Liberals do not belong in left spaces, left is literally defined by anticapitalism.

    PhlubbaDubba ,

    Having a fight over who is or isn't allowed in left spaces instead of having the discussion about leftist policy is what got the left where it is in today's political discussion.

    Defining a movement by who's not allowed in it leaves you without any ability to get anywhere legitimately.

    alcoholicorn ,

    There's no fight.

    A space for people opposed to capitalism isn't gonna have people who are pro-capitalism.

    pelotron ,
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    This is an environment of welcoming. And you should just get the hell out of here.

    PhlubbaDubba ,

    You should stop contradicting yourself to keep getting to lib bash without feeling responsible for drawing the wrong people in.

    pelotron ,
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    Hang on guy, I'm with you.
    https://youtu.be/CzX-fFPUigQ

    BakerBagel ,

    Liberals aren't left though. They are a centrist position by their very definition.

    PhlubbaDubba ,

    Once again, a movement based on exclusion is never going to achieve legitimacy.

    alcoholicorn ,

    The only way to achieve legitimacy in the eyes of liberals is liberal policy, the singular thing we are all against.

    immutable ,

    Based on your interpretation every group could simply be redefined into illegitimate.

    • We are for democracy
    • Oh so you think that monarchy is bad and you want to define yourself as excluding loyal subjects of the king! That will never be legitimate.

    Leftist think that democracy should extend into the economic realm as well and what we should do with the means of production should be governed by the people and not just whoever happens to own the capital. One way to word that would be anti-capitalist, but another way would be to word it as economic democracy.

    So if you require an inclusive definition for something to be legitimate, there you go. Liberals in America do not seek to do away with capitalism, you would be hard pressed to find any that do. If you support capitalism, then by the fact that capitalism’s private ownership is mutually exclusive with democratic control of the economy, you don’t support a democratic control of the economy.

    You can’t have a vegan meat eater, not because of any moral assessment on veganism or meat eating, but because those two terms are mutually exclusive.

    Aux ,

    No, left is defined by liberalism. Anti-capitalism is far right authoritarian bull shit.

    MrJameGumb , in Funny, those guys don't usually agree on that much
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    I'd say they both agree on the main point of both philosophies "everyone has to follow every ridiculous rule I come up with except me"

    queue ,
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    Conservatives, fascists, and Auth-Communists just disagree on what color the flag should be, and the name of the party in charge handing out the police to dispatch onto the people.

    bigboig ,

    Right? Some people say it's horseshoe theory, but it's more just a pallette swap.

    bl_r ,

    I mean, there is a reason why redfash is sometimes used as an insult for authcoms

    alcoholicorn ,

    Good things and bad things are exactly the same. A justice system that enforces the will of the capitalists is exactly as bad as a justice system that enforces the will of the people.

    Gradually_Adjusting , in Me every time someone brings up possible futuristic dystopias.
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    I'm here to tell you that it absolutely can and will get worse

    ThatWeirdGuy1001 OP ,
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    Oh I'm not saying it won't, I'm just calling out the people that act like we're not already in a major dystopia.

    Persen ,

    Yes, just wait for the neuralink, schisophrenia, tracking and brain injuries in one.

    match , in If I wanted to, hypothetically, guarentee that I shit my pants 2 to 6 hours from now, how should I do it?
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    We found the villain to the no-poop-for-three-days story

    Son_of_dad , in we are in dire need of new memes to criticize maoists

    Americans have long moved on from China's atrocities, of even the Ukraine war. The news and internet told them to be outraged about something else now so they're done.

    ininewcrow , (edited ) in hole
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    I live in northern Ontario and I spend a lot of time in the summer outdoors and there are days where you can be swarmed by mosquitoes.

    When my friends from the city come to visit, they look at me weird for wearing jeans and boots on a hot summer afternoon.

    Num10ck ,

    time to invest in mosquito pants

    ininewcrow ,
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    One of my favourite solutions is to just work furiously with shorts and a t-shirt. Constantly moving keeps the bugs away but you still get bitten quite a bit. Then when you're done work, you jump into an ice cold lake which soothes all the bug bites on your skin. Then dry off, put on the jeans, boots, long sleeved shirt and sit around the fire.

    jenny_ball ,
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    this place sounds like torture to live in

    ininewcrow ,
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    It is ... and it's also absolutely beautiful.

    Viking_Hippie ,

    But isn't it difficult to fashion clothing from such small insects?

    ThatFembyWho , in Let π = 5

    Damn inflation is everywhere now, even the transcendentals :'(

    jodanlime , in The best thing to show
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    Marriage material TBH

    saltnotsugar , in The best thing to show

    Oh hell yeah. (T-Rex sounds)

    Hobbes_Dent , in The best thing to show

    “Omg babe, I love glow in the dark dinosaurs. I brought my UV light, let’s see what it looks like!”

    chemical_cutthroat , in We can do better.
    @chemical_cutthroat@lemmy.world avatar

    They can do better. I'm done taking the blame for the last 3 generation's fuck ups. I've spent my life making up for their shortcomings and all it's gotten me is two roommates, an increased bus fare, and a credit score that means more than my GPA.

    sharkfucker420 ,
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    They arent gonna change anything unless it is beneficial to them. It is either we do something about that or we let ourselves be killed

    lugal , in We see what you're doing

    We live in a democracy.

    And I wish you would too, fellow Americans

    GBU_28 ,

    To be clear: the us is a federal republic, based on a constitution.

    That has massive limitations on the current possibilities, which, is a bummer

    lugal ,

    I wouldn't call my country a perfect democracy either but it's gradually better than the US

    GBU_28 ,

    Ok

    snooggums , in We see what you're doing
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    Does the president have complete immunity shouldn't take more than the time it takes to type the word 'No'.

    He isn't a king, and as far as I know all six of these idiots went to college and should be aware of that by now.

    Cannibal_MoshpitV3 ,

    All expenses paid luxury vacations as a "gift" seems to be more important to them

    Darorad ,

    Okay, but if they don't say no, Biden has the opportunity to do something very funny.

    bradinutah ,

    A humorous joke like "Yes, Mrs. Thomas, we are Seal Team 6 and no, we don't need a warrant because of who sent us."

    kinkles ,
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    I want him to jaywalk up to a podium and rip a dollar bill in half

    whostosay ,

    This might be the funniest comment of all time, so unhinged

    Jackcooper ,

    I read it once and didn't smile then I read yours and reread it and cracked tf up

    You're a comedy hype person

    Pilferjinx ,

    They're playing it safe. Their lives could literally be at stake during the night of long knives Trump has promised.

    Serinus ,

    If they wanted to play it safe they could just rule that the Constitution is still valid, particularly the part where insurrectionists can't hold office.

    grue , (edited )

    Fucking cowards are morally obligated to resign if they're too scared to do their goddamn jobs!

    They have zero excuse, and I have zero sympathy.

    jkrtn ,

    At least one of the judges needs time to figure out the best vacation package he can get for this ruling.

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