GraniteM ,

Drive through a few underpopulated towns and tell me that there's no place for more people in America. Empty downtowns, empty houses, empty factories... There might be economic reasons why people don't want to or can't live in these places, but the one thing we absolutely have enough of in this country is space.

WhiskyTangoFoxtrot ,

Superman. Superman's stopping us. The deadbeat dad version.

bungalowtill ,

Where do I start looking for a school bus in the morning?

Jiggle_Physics ,

Random adult gets on local school bus in the morning. Ends up in jail.

Sam_Bass ,

Biggest stopper is we dont have trillions of tons of sand and the oil money to move it, Dubai

acetanilide ,

So you're saying Dubai will pay for it

Sam_Bass ,

No im saying Dubai does stuff like that because they have all the sand and enough oil money

nicoweio ,
ToucheGoodSir ,

Only issue is pussy ass environmentalists fuck the fish get the l00tz

niktemadur ,

Find a school bus in the morning and just get on it.

Funny you should say that... they're the ones that sent me here.

RememberTheApollo_ ,

Just trigger an ice age. Sea levels will drop. Plus think of all the extra ice you can live on.

Nelots ,
@Nelots@lemm.ee avatar

Did I hear nuclear winter??

SouthEndSunset ,

Can I put that extra ice in my drink?

PhlubbaDubba ,

I mean of we just blew up the Appalachia's that oughta get us the materials required

Gonna have to put the water somewhere though, I vote right onto Texas because fuck Texas.

nicky7 ,

Fun fact, Appalachian has some of the world's oldest mountains, older than the atlantic ocean, the Scottish Highlands are part of the Appalachian range.

PhlubbaDubba ,

Kinda funny considering how it was mostly scots who ended up settling the mountains during colonization.

piccolo ,

Where do you think all of the land in the gulf states came from? The Appalachians used to be much taller...

NigelFrobisher ,

Half of it would be The South, though.

The_Picard_Maneuver OP ,
@The_Picard_Maneuver@lemmy.world avatar

As in, it the South would literally have to rise?

MightyCuriosity ,

As a Dutch I don't understand this joke

PhlubbaDubba ,

Ask your german friend about the logistics and they'll probably already have a slideshow ready to explain it.

If you're lucky they might have an extra about their vacation to Spain!

verenor , (edited )

After reading through the comments it could also be related to climate change but what first came to mind was the american housing crisis. Some people seem to think that the housing crisis could be solved by having more room for houses while, how I understand it, it is actually not a problem of available living space but a problem of affordable living space.

fibojoly ,

A simple map of population density across the US should clearly show that lebensraum is not the problem indeed. It's more a question of places that are both desirable for the opportunities they offer, while being affordable.

MonkderDritte ,

lebensraum

Is this a loanword?

Agrivar ,

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lebensraum

Wikipedia is free, and just a click away.

freebee ,

By far the best website in the world for over 20 years now, I hope it never dies or enshittifies.

0ops ,
MonkderDritte ,

I'm swiss german and Lebensraum is a word, which is why i asked. Who knew there's some nazi concept associated with it.

Thanks for the link!

fibojoly ,

I don't think it's a loanword as such, hence my italicising it. I was using it as a reference to the nazi.

MonkderDritte ,

Yup, learned of that after.

TrickDacy ,

As an American I'm baffled also

jonman364 ,

Looks like everyone is missing your joke.

captainlezbian ,

The joke is that we have more land to the north so we don’t have to. We can just invade Canada before we start with polders

Theme ,

I thought you already did that in June 2072?

lemmytellyousomething ,

Why school bus? Is there a deeper joke here than just sinking a school bus? English is not my primary language...

stebo02 ,

they're telling them to go to school

lemmytellyousomething ,

Ok, thanks. My thought process was like "Is land also another word for student?"

Nelots ,
@Nelots@lemm.ee avatar

This is white people twitter, our jokes aren't that funny or creative, unfortunately.

Duamerthrax ,

Imagine giving Elon Musk money so you could tell that joke.

andrew_bidlaw ,
@andrew_bidlaw@sh.itjust.works avatar

Sell these houses to who, Terraman?

Milk_Sheikh ,

Hold on y’all, we -justyoulistenhere- get a buncha bulldozers and push thems dirt into the water, just like Ja-apan did right? And get this! Then there’s MORE AMERICA!

FiniteBanjo ,

It would work better on the west coast, tbh. Ecological disaster, aside from practicality issues.

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