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I like my dick thoroughly unguillotined, thank you very much

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That's what the "I" at the beginning stands for. You guillotine yourself as much as you want.

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I wouldn't go that far.

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Just my subjective take, but you can add a "for women" after everything people like this say to better get the real meaning:

Carson, who is often mentioned as a potential Trump VP, writes in his new book that the U.S. should end no-fault divorce laws.

... for women

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"punch Nazis in the face"? You know they were armed, bro?

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Yes, but to put it frankly: They got fucked up. In the most permanent sense possible.

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Beim Volksverpetzer gibt man sich derweil kämpferisch: „Wir lassen uns nicht von dem Hass, den Drohungen, den vielen SLAPP-Klagen, DDOS-Attacken, Sendungen von „Mein Kampf“ an Privatadressen und was nicht alles einschüchtern. Und der Verlust der Gemeinnützigkeit wird auch daran nichts ändern.“

Es so klingen zu lassen, als hätten die Bemühungen von Nazis, die Wahrheit zu unterdrücken, und das, was das Finanzamt da tut, irgendwas gemein finde ich dagegen massiv schwierig.

Was die Gemeinnützigkeit angeht: ich war Zeit meines Lebens in Vereinen in praktisch jeder Funktion. Für ihre Gemeinnützigkeit betteln eigentlich alle Vereine. Außer natürlich die bei den Politikern so gut verkaufbaren Sportvereine. Die kriegen zur selbstverständlichen Gemeinnützigkeit noch Förderungen obendrauf. Einfache Jugendvereine die "nur" Kindern und Jugendlichen eine Plattform bieten, natürlich nicht. Eh klar.

Also lasst uns nicht so tun, als sei das Problem die eigenartige Rechtslage für Journalisten. Dass das jetzt ist, woran sich Netzpolitik und co aufhängen, ist Käse. Stattdessen sollten sie mit allen anderen Vereinen für weniger Willkür kämpfen, nicht darum, ihr eigenes kleines Nieschchen zu bekommen und sich dann am A lecken lassen.

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So, I just found out that I got a post deleted from my other account (@norgur) for doxxing Ed Boone, the father from the novel "The curious incident of the dog in the nicht-Time". Wait until they find out that Ed Boone was "doxxed" in print!

For those who don't know: the book is about an autistic boy who goes to his father in London and he keeps repeating this exact address over and over in certain situations.

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I didn't bother honestly. It's fine. My comment wasn't really crucial to any discussion anyway. Besides, nobody knows all the books, just thought it was worth a giggle.

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"the only people", mentions about half the population of earth

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Okay Boomer

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Clever? Me? You must mistake me for someone else.

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Yeah, seems like the Enterprise crew are the only people liking Tasha.

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More into stone-faced people who didn't show emotions at all and were immune to social cues?

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Damned if you do, damned if you don't

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And sing every time there is something to be sung!

Why Are Rap*** & Ped** Protected In Jail?

It’s actually sick, they already get a light sentence and also getting protected by the justice system while the victim they violated is heavily traumatized, probably for life. And what’s crazier is it’s happening more, I’m seeing it daily now every time I scroll, there’s another case. Just a few days ago a middle aged...

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Okay, calm down here.

  1. Is this sort of crime really on the rise or do you just feel it is? Because that's not the same. You getting reports of such things (which might not even be true) is not indicative of real numbers. So I warmly suggest looking that up firsthand. No need to live in rage and fear about an issue that doesn't really exist the way you think it does.

  2. "Eye for an eye" doesn't work. It feels "right" to have someone who did disgusting things treated disgustingly, right? Yet, our sense for what is just is a little shortsighted. All this would do is start a downwards spiral. By protecting people from harm, no matter what, society sets the standard as time hat justice is and how we're supposed to treat each other. If we lower this bar, this will lower the standards for all of us. We always have to treat people with respect and dignity to demonstrate what "right" is.

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Nah, that way, I can be the Alpha-Nerd in my circle, getting all the clout when I help them out with a command-line-command that contains awk.

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That's a regular high(er) voltage plug here in Germany, usually carries around 400V

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My father-in-law has them all around his decommissioned farm.

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What's next? Hedge funds are a metastasis of the cancer that is capitalism? Go figure.

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This does more look like some sort of scaffolding for repair work

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If only the owner of those churches was one of the wealthiest organizations on the planet... Oh, wait

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Terrain, terrain... Pull UP... terrain terrain, Pull UP

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Which is super weird because the threshold where MCAS would finally give up and let the pilot do some piloting for a change was ridiculously high (if it let go at all which is another fuckup)

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Why exactly are we giving Nazis the power to poison language, emojis, what have you for the rest of us again?

I think we should do the opposite. As soon as some symbol becomes a dog whistle, we should all rush to use it for it's original meaning as much as possible, thus preventing the dog from hearing the whistle where it's supposed to be used as such.

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Or be sucked into a jet turbine. Or run over by a lawnmower, or impaled by a combine harvester. What are you getting at?

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Now imagine how fucking sad it would be if he had accidentally put a blank paper in there, thrown out the heartwarming and touching letter he'd written to his kid with all the feelings he never could express otherwise and died thinking his kid would at least find some comfort in those words.

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There is always some weirdo who's got their head in a 360° spin

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This whole psn thing screams upper management.

Like, the whole company did stuff the way it would work best, everything was fine, until some assistant bloke somewhere answered a question from some super important walking suir honestly without thinking too much of it. Big mistake.

That upper management guy then noticed that what the company was doing didn't "match their strategy paper for the current fiscal year (it did) and was presented to them differently (it wasn't)". He then had his staff fly into action in a wild outlook-driven frenzy, not listening to any counter by anyone, because "Mr. UpperManagemenGuy has instructed, so..."

In a blind effort to not draw the ire of Management, departments started bending and breaking stuff left and right so it would fit into managements fever dream of the "integrated customer". A customer, who bought each and every PlayStation thing because mighty management forced an account onto them. Because that's what's really important to people.

Thats usually what happens in corporations, when we see this weird hotchpotch of almost panicked ad-hoc decisions and revisions on what was already decided and working.

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From my experience, the most accurate result would be "me: invalid argument" "

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Uhm ackchually he became deaf long after becoming a renowned musician.

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Here I go again on my own
Going down the only road I've ever known
Like a drifter, I was born to walk alone
And I've made up my mind
I ain't wasting no more time.

What did you think this song was about?

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I will not let them take my babies daily intake of arsenic and mercury away!

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We sacrifice our babies to the mighty capitalismo!

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Sounds like some bullshit artist motivational speaker

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And a Bitcoin Scholar

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"Why do I have the sudden urge to yell 'Kree' all the time?!"

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First of all: haha, funny, your nickname is in the OP

Secondly: how are your links you referred us to showing that the joke made is eurocentric and racist? What's real GDP growth (that's what the map you linked showed) got to do with anything? Why is the corruption perception index any indication of how hard life is gonna be if you are born in a certain place? It doesn't show how much corruption there is or the effects of said corruption, just how corrupt things are perceived as.

And regarding the happiness index.... Have you looked at the page? It lists almost exclusively countries within Europe, so that would support the joke, would it not?

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And then there is the polar opposite crowd which caused Plexamp to hava a shuffle where it shuffles whole albums instead of songs.

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They had government funded English classes. It's called "school". Went on for years, didn't work apparently. So what's more classes gonna do?

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You'd just get your test back with a bullshit form on it they drafted instead of answering your questions. The form will contain several dozen made up laws and order you to release them immediately with a complimentary bowl of ramen or some bullshit.

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An here I thought I could subtract numbers, seems like I was wrong because 254.9-200=-131 apparently

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According to the Linux Foundation: Yes
According to Google: No, not really

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