therealjcdenton , 10 days ago Appearanlty it's a very common thing for criminals to put drugs up their ass, stories like these have been showing up for years
Appearanlty it's a very common thing for criminals to put drugs up their ass, stories like these have been showing up for years
can , 10 days ago Eusebio Padilla, 23, was stopped in Albuquerque for not having a license plate Dumbass
Eusebio Padilla, 23, was stopped in Albuquerque for not having a license plate
Dumbass
stoi , 6 days ago Why not just leave them in at that point? Lol
Why not just leave them in at that point? Lol
pewgar_seemsimandroid , 10 days ago why didn't you censor out the website, we could have been guessing all sorts of websites like fox news or CNN.
why didn't you censor out the website, we could have been guessing all sorts of websites like fox news or CNN.
KISSmyOSFeddit , 10 days ago License, registration, contents of your anus please! Do you know why I performed a full cavity search on you? One of your brakelights was out.
License, registration, contents of your anus please! Do you know why I performed a full cavity search on you? One of your brakelights was out.
Kolanaki , 10 days ago Suspect, on the bench at booking time to the guy next to him: "Ha! They missed 1."
Suspect, on the bench at booking time to the guy next to him: "Ha! They missed 1."
mihor , 10 days ago Officers: Ben Dover and Seymour Butts
Officers: Ben Dover and Seymour Butts
mihor , 10 days ago DiamondButt
DiamondButt
irmoz , 10 days ago Not a single thing about this sounds "routine"
Not a single thing about this sounds "routine"
EF5C_EF5C , 10 days ago "routine" You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means
"routine"
You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means
KISSmyOSFeddit , 10 days ago "I am altering the meaning. Pray I do not alter it any further."
"I am altering the meaning. Pray I do not alter it any further."
Vilian , 10 days ago why he look like he has 44 more diamonds hiding somewhere else that the police didn't found???
why he look like he has 44 more diamonds hiding somewhere else that the police didn't found???
derpgon , 10 days ago Diamonds are stored in the balls!
Diamonds are stored in the balls!
cro_magnon_gilf , 10 days ago "Now if you don't mind pissing in this cup for me so I don't have to force a catheter up your urethra."
"Now if you don't mind pissing in this cup for me so I don't have to force a catheter up your urethra."
KISSmyOSFeddit , 10 days ago "Also, please give me a hug. My wife won't do it anymore, no matter how hard I beat her."
"Also, please give me a hug. My wife won't do it anymore, no matter how hard I beat her."
clearedtoland , 11 days ago “Spread your cheeks and lift your sac!”
“Spread your cheeks and lift your sac!”
Tylerdurdon , 11 days ago Sir, I need your driver's license and registration. Also, bend over...
Sir, I need your driver's license and registration. Also, bend over...
gibmiser , 11 days ago It was coal at the beginning of the traffic stop
It was coal at the beginning of the traffic stop
irmoz , 10 days ago Best comment ever written in the history of the internet
Best comment ever written in the history of the internet
KISSmyOSFeddit , 10 days ago Source? Post the complete ranked list.
Source? Post the complete ranked list.
shiveyarbles , 11 days ago Eh they're brown diamonds
Eh they're brown diamonds
