Ron DeSantis bans 'global elite' lab-grown meat ( www.bbc.com )

Florida Governor Ron DeSantis has banned lab-grown meat, saying he will "save our beef" from the "global elite" and its "authoritarian plans".

"Florida is fighting back against the global elite's plan to force the world to eat meat grown in a petri dish or bugs," Mr DeSantis said in a statement. 

The first-in-the-nation law prohibits anyone from selling or distributing lab-grown meat in Florida.

Similar efforts are under way in Alabama, Arizona and Tennessee. 

Lab-grown or "cultivated" meat was first cleared for consumption in the US in 2022.

The process of making cultivated meat involves extracting cells from an animal, which are then fed with nutrients such as proteins, sugars and fats. The end product is genetically indistinguishable from traditionally produced meat.

Studies have suggested that eating cultivated meat can cut carbon emissions and water usage, and free up land for nature, compared to eating traditionally produced meat.

prole ,
@prole@sh.itjust.works avatar

With that stupid fucking "they want to make us eat bugs" bullshit...

MilitantVegan ,

Every person still buying and consuming animal products paid for this.

SreudianFlip ,

S.O.B.
SAVE OUR BEEF

Cruxifux ,

You are part of the elite you stupid stupid fuck

LordCrom ,

What an idiot. So now I can't buy impossible burgers?

Clam_Man ,

To my understanding, Impossible burgers are plant based / vegan. They aren’t lab grown meats of indistinguishably beef DNA.

Halcyon ,
@Halcyon@discuss.tchncs.de avatar

Correct, those burgers are made from soy and potato protein. No meat in any form inside.

LordCrom ,

Thats good to know. Still, our govenor is an idiot

Philharmonic3 ,

I ban your life

108 ,

Florida seems to ban something every week.

kent_eh ,

Florida seems to ban something every week.

Brought to you by the "party defending your freedom"...

Fedizen ,

and "small government"

inclementimmigrant ,

Conservative are just so fucking stupid that it hurts my brains every god damn day having to deal with their fragile mental bullshit.

grrgyle ,
@grrgyle@slrpnk.net avatar

Something about "global elite" just sounds antisemitic to me... is this the new new "international Jewry?"

Could be I just have a hair trigger response these days, though

NeptuneOrbit ,

It's a dog whistle yes

andros_rex ,

Yeah - it’s an Alex Jones thing. “International bankers” or the “global elite” are conniving with George Soros and Bill Gates to make you live in a “fifteen minute city” and eat da bugs.

AngryCommieKender ,

and eat da bugs.

I'M DOING MY PART!

Would you like to know more?

andros_rex ,

Korean bar near me has a dish with silkworm pupae and I am certainly curious. Mealworms and crickets haven’t been bad, but I usually only eat them to psych out Boy Scouts.

grrgyle ,
@grrgyle@slrpnk.net avatar

I'm imagining you going around grossing out actual children Boy Scouts by eating progressively weirder things in front of them

andros_rex ,

Also showing off my pet vinegaroon, Tortilla (RIP), who’d make the whole room smell like vinegar and looked like a monster. Dare them to pet the hissing cockroaches and tell them about the professor at my university who let a tick feed off of her for weeks to prove that species was able to parasitize humans.

Most of my working life has been spent grossing out children, it’s pretty great.

grrgyle ,
@grrgyle@slrpnk.net avatar

Hahaha that's great

cabron_offsets ,

Pretty standard antisemitic dog whistle.

AngryCommieKender ,

I first read "International Jerry," and wondered for a second what Seinfeld had done this time.

crispyflagstones ,

I didn't realize the market was so fragile and needed conservatives to control it so closely. You learn something new every day!

Entertainmeonly ,

Ya, you know, free-market and all that. Exactly what they have been borking up a tree about for decades now.

/s for those that need it.

Zink ,

Ok you guys, this is too silly. I’m not buying it any more. You can let me out of the simulation now.

crystalmerchant ,

Subtly serve Ron a dish including lab grown meat for dinner one day, see if he notices the difference

the_third ,

He doesn't care, personally. However, he's playing the 50% idiots that have been conditioned to put such non-problems ahead of every actual problem and corral themselves up in a circle of perceived persecution every time a keyword like "global elite" is dropped. He plays them because that's what they are useful for.

myrrh ,

I AM THE GLOBAL ELITE.
KNEEL BEFORE MY VEGAN MIGHT!
ALL SHALL LOVE ME AND DESPAIR.

grrgyle ,
@grrgyle@slrpnk.net avatar

You offer it to me freely??

myrrh ,

...well, no, it's actually much more expensive than subsidised beef, but that's not important right now: KNEEL!..

TenderfootGungi ,

Lab grown meat is not vegan. It is “real” meat grown from animal cells. But yes, the joke is still funny.

Silentiea ,
@Silentiea@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

No true vegan? After a certain point that seems a bit like arguing that corn isn't vegan because it was fertilized with cow droppings, but...

Snazz ,

It depends on the type of vegan. If they are vegan because they don’t like hurting animals, then lab grown meat is fine. If they are vegan because eating meat has a negative effect on their health, then it’s not fine.

Grayox ,
@Grayox@lemmy.ml avatar

I want lab grown steaks so bad. Why are these 'Capitalist' so against the free market?

buddascrayon ,

They always have been. Capitalism isn't about a free market, it's about keeping the richest most powerful industrialists at the top.

mojo_raisin ,

I want a steak machine next to my ice maker!

NikkiDimes ,

Imo this is clearly influenced by the meat lobby, National Cattleman's Beef Association, or the like. They know many people would happily pay for lab grown meat, which would destroy their current market, forcing a costly pivot where they would lose their historic market control.

Whenever weird shit like this happens in the US, it's all about money and market control and then painted as "protecting you from the EVIL LEFT" or some stupid shit.

ElPenguin ,

They got a lot of cattle ranches out in Florida?

crispyflagstones ,

At first I was like "hahaha" but then I looked it up and yes: https://www.floridabeef.org/raising-beef/cattle-in-florida

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