Linuturk ,
@Linuturk@lemmy.world avatar

Poor guy starved to death.

MyTurtleSwimsUpsideDown ,

The doctor believed that the abnormality seen on his scans “was caused by a worm that got into my brain and ate a portion of it and then died,” Kennedy said in the deposition.

Or fatal food poisoning.

unreachable ,
@unreachable@lemmy.world avatar

"this one, unpalatable, even with chianti and flava beans." - Hannibal Lecter

SpaceNoodle ,

*Flava Flav beans

Pretzilla ,

"Fava beans and a nice chianti"

Jimmycakes ,

Lmao

Draegur ,

literally had brainworms

which literally starved in his head

good grief you couldn't pay me to admit that shit

Gradually_Adjusting ,
@Gradually_Adjusting@lemmy.world avatar

This would all be so much funnier if I lived on a space station

Catoblepas ,
Mammothmothman ,
FollyDolly ,
@FollyDolly@lemmy.world avatar

Don't forget the mercury poisoning!

FiniteBanjo ,

TBH I'm worried about how the RFK Jr fans will shift to the GOP.

Trump and Biden are polling around 40%, RFK at around 10%, so Trump would have a definitive victory depending on where the RFK Voters flee to and how many if any crawl out of the woodwork for Biden.

fritobugger2017 ,

That explains a lot.

archomrade ,

Oh my god brainworms are real

lagomorphlecture ,

Reasons not to eat meat omg.

"Some tapeworm larvae can live in a human brain for years without causing problems. Others can wreak havoc, often when they start to die, which causes inflammation. The most common symptoms are seizures, headaches and dizziness.
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There are roughly 2,000 hospitalizations for the condition, known as neurocysticercosis, each year in the United States, according to the journal Emerging Infectious Diseases.

Scott Gardner, curator of the Manter Laboratory for Parasitology at the University of Nebraska-Lincoln, said once any worm is in a brain, cells calcify around it. “And you’re going to basically have almost like a tumor that’s there forever. It’s not going to go anywhere.”"

JimVanDeventer ,

Did you shout ADVERTISEMENT in the middle of your comment?

intensely_human ,

Yeah I’m not so sure about BE SURE TO DRINK YOUR OVALTINE this brain worm stuff.

postmateDumbass ,

Anyone seen Kahn lurking around?

postmateDumbass ,

He is the Mezcal of candidates.

user1234 ,

That wasn't a worm in his brain. That WAS his brain.

SplashJackson ,

Iron Man is looking real rough

bhamlin ,

Not even mind flayers want RFK Jr.

dullbananas ,
@dullbananas@lemmy.ca avatar

"If that had been a properly FDA-inspected brain, that worm may not have died." - someone's youtube comment

bitchkat ,

More like the found a parasitic RFK on a tapeworm.

kikutwo ,

That explains SOME of the things.

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