Pretzilla

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Pretzilla ,

All vape dogs go to heaven

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Trump Demands Biden Take a Drug Test Before Debating and Claims the President Was ‘High as a Kite’ During the State of the Union ( www.mediaite.com )

“I just wanna debate this guy, but you know– and I’m gonna demand a drug test too, by the way,” Trump said as the audience cheered. “I am. No, I really am. I don’t want him coming in like the State of the Union. He was high as a kite.”

Pretzilla ,

That's just his baseline projection. Drumft is high all the time.

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NC Republicans aren't a government

At best they are a christofascist theocracy

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Props to Sponsorblock
Hells to the yeah

Spread the word - the more sponsorblockers the better!

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https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/7171af0f-0931-4ac4-8392-9cef5e7ecd57.png

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The 14th amendment is glaringly missing too

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Yea it's funny to see all the projection over 'stuck'.

These are Mariners who expect to be onboard for a long time, stuck at sea, as it were.

Mostly nothing to see at sea. Here they have a front row seat to rather interesting activities.

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Oh FSS please don't cede a smart introspection to that billowing buffoon

(nice followup though)

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It's better for the oil companies and petro states

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I've never noticed one but now aware, expect to start seeing them everywhere hiding in plain sight

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Well he murdered a white woman who was known to sleep with a black man, so racist box checked

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Encouraging update here

https://www.notebookcheck.net/Ford-CEO-admits-small-affordable-EVs-key-to-combat-Tesla-Model-2-rising-red-tide-without-burning-money.803754.0.html

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When it comes to the Internet, there is a very serious right wing problem

AKA mostly Russian trolls pushing for division and ultimately civil war, and CCP trolls doing their thing, depending on the issue.

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Well, she said 'comfort' and sure, but it's also support, as in child support

r/The_Donald helped radicalize users into far-right identities and discourse – Active users on r/The_Donald increasingly used white nationalist vocabularies in their comments within three months. ( journals.sagepub.com )

I know most people that were on reddit at the time are fully aware of this and won't be surprised but don't dismiss the findings out of hand. It's important that studies are being conducted and the fact that the finding match our lived experience is still noteworthy.

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Agreed, it's such a dereliction of duty to not report on this.

As well as letting all the kompromized 4th of July legislators, et. al., and one former commander in chief in particular continue their treasonous subversion.

We are heading right off the rails.

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Exactly.

And again, when TF are the TLA's going to do something about this? They better do something soon or else they might be mistaken for Christo-fashists.

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It works as an AI music voodoo (thank you autocorrect) featuring Barron as the banjo boy and Tootsie as Ned the piggy fuckeer

https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/99673888-64f1-4f2c-9b17-377bbe2f28a7.gif

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Oh, right. Ned was squealing like a pig.

That still works while Stormy pegs Sleepy Don from behind.

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Yes a big risk. Both natsec and IP theft are major concerns and cars are fully mic'd, compromisable, and to top it off, plug directly into your phone.

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Rooster rule

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No, it's George Maharis, not the star of the 1960s series Route 66 (1960), who was once arrested for having homosexual sex with a hairdresser named Perfecto Telles in a gas station bathroom.

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The whole comment still flourishes as satire

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"Fava beans and a nice chianti"

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He said he'd get her on the apprentice, but seems he lied about that.

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What costs besides the $130k paid to her?

Do you need a dentist visit every 6 months? That filling? The data is weak ( arstechnica.com )

A 2020 Cochrane review that assessed the two clinical trials concluded that "whether adults see their dentist for a check‐up every six months or at personalized intervals based on their dentist's assessment of their risk of dental disease does not affect tooth decay, gum disease, or quality of life. Longer intervals (up to 24...

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There's a woman naturalist dentist on YouTube touting xylene chewing gum to repair cavities. Anyone looked into the veracity of her claims?

https://youtu.be/jUTuXaj1Feg

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Baby oh baby

Pretzilla ,

You can get your screen and USB ports replaced at a local fixit place. shop around

Pretzilla ,

Well batteries are replacement items, too.

You can probably get all three done together for fairly cheap once they get working on it.

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Hey, it had a good, hard life and went down fighting. That's all you can ask for.

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Also you can repurpose an old phone as a Webcam, and many other uses

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Oooh man I really want a hermit crab toe pinch now

Last fun thing like that I had was picking up a horny hairy tarantula and getting stung on the back of my hand as he crawled around

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Or I expect compromise of anything on the LAN that can create a rogue DNS server that can override the routing table.

But I might be missing something

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Give him orange jumpsuit trash pickup detail. Jail's too good for him.

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Not for his fundraising ambitions, though.

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Sentence him to community service, picking up trash on the side of the highway in an orange jumpsuit. 40 hours per count.

He wants to be jailed for his fundraising wet dream, so don't give him that.

Ed: looks like it's getting some traction!
(gift link)

Jail for the Chief? There’s a Better Punishment. https://www.nytimes.com/2024/05/06/opinion/trump-contempt-jail-punishment.html?unlocked_article_code=1.qE0.7izo.wEQIT2d_JJSW

Pretzilla ,

It's called the 'mammalian diving reflex'

It's triggered when ice cold water hits the back of the neck, and blood flow is redirected to just between the brain and heart, keeping the brain alive.

So it's not the temperature of the water, per se., other than triggering the reflex.

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Ah yes, the beaver reacharound

Save the poophole loophole for 2nd date

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Did everyone get laid?

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That and dear leader shit goblin is certainly a child rapist

IIRC the victim was 13 at the time so the GQP might need to play with the numbers a bit

Pretzilla ,

Pick up a portable induction HOB and use it on the side. Even though the cheap ones are pretty crappy in many regards, they still work great for what they are and give a good idea of what to expect from a high quality one.

Side note on cost, the inflation reduction act provides rebates to switch to induction.

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The protesters wish they were shot at by shitty aim storm troopers

But seriously, history repeats, so keep the Ohio St. tragedy in mind as these current protests play out.

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What's the deal with sugars?

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Is beastiality the new animal husbandry?

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She looks pretty good for her age

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