arstechnica ,
@arstechnica@mastodon.social avatar

You can now buy a flame-throwing robot dog for under $10,000

Thermonator, the first "flamethrower-wielding robot dog," is completely legal in 48 US states.

https://arstechnica.com/gadgets/2024/04/you-can-now-buy-a-flame-throwing-robot-dog-for-under-10000/?utm_brand=arstechnica&utm_social-type=owned&utm_source=mastodon&utm_medium=social

PaulW ,
@PaulW@petrous.vislae.town avatar

@arstechnica oh lovely

johnlogic ,
@johnlogic@sfba.social avatar

@arstechnica

Flamethrowers are banned only in Maryland.
California requires a permit.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Regulation_of_flamethrowers_in_the_United_States

DWTSquawk7600 ,
@DWTSquawk7600@worldkey.io avatar

@arstechnica AKA, who needs Jewish Space Lasers??

Bwacton ,
@Bwacton@mastodon.social avatar

@arstechnica I’d really like a fire fighting robot, it would be way more useful. Rats maybe I should have patented that!

grumpybozo ,
@grumpybozo@toad.social avatar

@arstechnica *Until you actually use it, which is likely to be illegal to some degree almost anywhere near humans, wildlife, or vegetation.

natureworks ,
@natureworks@mas.to avatar

@arstechnica I dunno, I’ve got a bad feeling about this…

CodingThunder ,
@CodingThunder@mastodon.social avatar

@arstechnica Why didnt the creators thought of doing something similar but a "carbon dioxide thrower"? Even has a practical use case instead of just pulling in VC money

lety ,
@lety@doesstuff.social avatar

@arstechnica Literally zero people in this thread have ever worked in forestry or lived in snow country and it really shows lmao

lety ,
@lety@doesstuff.social avatar

@arstechnica Literally zero people in this thread have ever worked in forestry or been trapped in snow country and it really shows lmao

jakalopes ,
@jakalopes@mas.to avatar

@arstechnica Fahrenheit 451 coming closer to being nonfiction every day

juanejot ,
@juanejot@beige.party avatar

@arstechnica Trogdor does not approve.

Neither does Guy Montag.

ArthurCopeland4 ,
@ArthurCopeland4@mastodon.social avatar

@arstechnica

“If flamethrower-wielding robot dogs are outlawed, only outlaws will have flamethrower-wielding robot dogs.”

Just as the founding fathers intended.

leemoknows ,
@leemoknows@twit.social avatar
seanablett ,
@seanablett@mstdn.social avatar

@arstechnica How could this go badly? No, really. I’m interested in the responses. There’s gotta be a million of them.

ChemicalEyeGuy ,
@ChemicalEyeGuy@mstdn.science avatar

@arstechnica ⬆️ Very bad news for . Who needs to go to a when you can have a flame-throwing dog in your backyard?! 😂

civfanatics ,
@civfanatics@mstdn.games avatar

@arstechnica I want that one as unit in :D

Methylcobalamin ,
@Methylcobalamin@mastodon.social avatar

@arstechnica

Queue the gun nuts arguing how the "well regulated militias" need advanced military weaponry to keep the government in it's place when it is the MAGAs threatening democracy.

MaryAustinBooks ,
@MaryAustinBooks@mstdn.social avatar

@arstechnica
You just thought your dog had death breath.

jimmyhoke ,
@jimmyhoke@fosstodon.org avatar

@arstechnica Wow! A cool invention that definitely won’t ever be misused!

tudsamfa ,
@tudsamfa@mastodon.social avatar

@arstechnica

"I just don't feel safe anymore without my murder-machine, violent crime is at a sky-high level here in _____. Trying to restrict my 2nd amendment right to threaten homeless people to get out of my sight or they'll get torched would be against the American dream."

"The real problem are the Luddites and thieves, who give me no other choice but to buy 30 of them."

antygon ,
@antygon@pol.social avatar

@arstechnica Helldivers 2 is leaking into reality...

ochaos ,
@ochaos@techhub.social avatar

@arstechnica I'm going to add this to the growing list of items my wife won't let me purchase.

redwireless ,
@redwireless@mstdn.plus avatar

@arstechnica ...you'd think, with all the forest fires, etc that it'd be the opposite: a robot for firefighters to hook a hose on its back and send it straight to the 🔥 instead of the other way around...ofc, that would make sense so...

StanczakDominik ,
@StanczakDominik@mastodon.social avatar

@arstechnica this really looks like a unit from an RTS game I help develop...

JakeHarrison ,
@JakeHarrison@mastodon.social avatar

@arstechnica As if those robot dogs couldn't get any more terrifying. 😨

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