GottaLaff ,
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Via Pagliery:

So, actual brain worms.

NYT reports RFK Jr. had previously undisclosed health issues, including a parasite in his brain. “I have cognitive problems, clearly,” . said in the 2012 deposition. “I have short-term memory loss, and I have longer-term memory loss that affects me.” https://nytimes.com/2024/05/08/us/rfk-jr-brain-health-memory-loss.html

mediocratese ,
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@GottaLaff So bad in there that the worm died. 🪱.

unabogie ,
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@GottaLaff why wasn't it cured by all the ivermectin?

tinkb333 ,
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@GottaLaff This explains so much.

shuttersparks ,
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@GottaLaff Yes, I have long and short-term memory loss and cognitive problems so I should run for president. Makes sense, right?

slashdottir ,
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@GottaLaff this explains a lot. Can we get Tr*mp and the other GOP psychos tested for this?

Aviva_Gary ,
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@GottaLaff Okay... look... my client, Mrs. Worm would like it known she is not to blame for any of this... 🙃

(But imagine this being what you come up with as for why you suck... sure a worm got there but like you are a dick anyways my dude...)

SteveBologna ,
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@GottaLaff trumps VP?

GottaLaff OP ,
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@SteveBologna No way

SteveBologna ,
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@GottaLaff As batshit crazy as that party is I don’t think it’s out of the realm of possibility

geos ,
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@GottaLaff Uh-oh.

KarenStrickholm ,
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@GottaLaff Wait what? Brain worms!!

Double_Ogre ,
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@GottaLaff This is what happens when you snort the worm at the bottom of mescal instead of drinking it.

Dr_Von2 ,
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@GottaLaff NFL
He's just getting in the excuses early

Jorsh ,
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@GottaLaff

So he forgot he had brain worms and decided to run for president. Neat, typical.

Penultimate ,
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@GottaLaff

Interesting that he thinks the only impact of the brain worm passed after a while.

His actions and statements since 2012 clearly show that he is wrong.🧠 🐛

BRicker ,
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@GottaLaff @wordshaper

Sounds like something a brainworm that ate the whole brain would say.

philip_cardella ,
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@GottaLaff 2024 is so stupid it's a direct to DVD quality plotline.

GottaLaff OP ,
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@philip_cardella I wish it were just stupid. It's deadly too.

philip_cardella ,
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@GottaLaff yup

JimRI ,

@GottaLaff Blaming his hate and stupidity on a dead brain worm? How Rethuglican.

otownKim ,
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@GottaLaff He'd be a perfect GQP Member. They all seem to have Cognitive decline

spidermedic ,
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@GottaLaff The worm was dead. Was it killed by starvation?

PamelaBarroway ,
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@GottaLaff YIKES 😬

Lizette603_23 ,
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@GottaLaff So we are running psychopaths and zombies this season....with one sane old guy GEE WHO SHOULD I VOTE FOR

MichelleRNCHPN ,
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@GottaLaff
Just as i suspected...he is not dealing with a full deck, worm notwithstanding.

GottaLaff OP ,
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@MichelleRNCHPN Seems pretty obvious doesn’t it

zachvat ,
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@GottaLaff

So ... let's run for president?

Good Lord.

FrankFrank ,
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@GottaLaff

THIS JUST IN: Video of Surgeon who treated RFK Jr.'s brain worm, "I'll get little sucker JFK Jr."

video/mp4

lor ,
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@GottaLaff Explains things.

davesdogmaggie ,
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@GottaLaff

This explains why "Hey You" is his rally song.

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