atomicpoet ,
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Also, what even is the purpose of a beard?

From what I can tell, the benefit is that it gives me the option for another face. If I want to be mildly unrecognizable, I can just grow out my facial hair.

But other than that, I have no idea why men grow beards.

nus ,
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@atomicpoet it also comes in handy for escaping Interpol, of course!

Or in Abraham Lincoln "you look nicer in a beard" scenarios, where it's all about being fashionable.

numbercrow ,
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@atomicpoet I wear a beard as my default for a couple of reasons. 1) I'm lazy, so having to shave my face daily is something I'm not into, I can wear a beard and groom weekly instead. 2) having some hair under my chin hides the double chin that is so obvious when I shave.

So long as I look presentable, I give 0 shits whether people like it or not. My wife likes that it is less prickly than stubble so win-win.

I say, I can't understand why any man would want to shave everyday. What say you?

atomicpoet OP ,
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@numbercrow I shave because the colour of my beard is different from the colour of my hair. I have dark brown hair and a flaming red beard. Also, my moustache doesn’t connect to the rest of my beard, so it looks odd.

valthonis ,
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@atomicpoet I maintain a beard because I like the feel of having it. It is soft, it insulates my face from both cold and being directly touched (to a degree), and it hides skin imperfections that I'd otherwise spend a lot of grooming time to obfuscate.

It's absolutely not for everyone, but I find it to be handy and worth the cost of maintenance. YMMV.

atomicpoet OP ,
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@valthonis I’m not asking why you keep a beard but why human males evolved to have one in the first place.

valthonis ,
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@atomicpoet Ah, I see. I do wonder if it's less of an adaptation for modernity and more of a holdover in the genetic noise from our predecessors.

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