Humor is our captcha system to tell a bot from a human in text conversations.*
Works 95% of times.
From the moon's perspective, any cow that jumps is over it
English is weird
I got hung up on contractions this morning regarding the word “you’ve”. Normally, I’d say “you’ve got a problem”, which expands to “you have got a problem”, which isn’t wrong, but I normally wouldn’t say. Not contracting, I’d say “you have a problem”, so then should I just say “you’ve a...
Startups are the modern version of pirates gangs. Only today they gang toghether to steal clients by working harder.
The key to eternal life and never dying is to stay in the living room. Don't leave the living room.
Could we send electric data across time?
Given the fact that data is an electric circuit of ones and zeros, flowing at the speed of light, could we technically send information across time?
The fact that there's a lady out there named Stephanie who insisted the whole world call her Lady Gaga and we're all just like, "okay."
I think trump might win, and it's due to shitty memory and DND
I was playing DnD with my friends, but unfortunately we are retarded get distracted easy so the whole game we would move nothing....
I'm surprised more rain jackets don't have Ziploc-style pockets that can be sealed shut
Maybe this is a thing and I’ve been buying cheap rain jackets....
Humans were lucky that it worked out that bigger dogs generally are less mean.
Maybe aliens don't want peace and understanding on Earth
This is a thought experiment that came up just now...
The word movie is probably only about 100 years old, yet incredibly ingrained into our culture.
We're all just in Stockholm Syndrome to whatever culture we were born into.
No matter what cat litter you buy, It's all the same shit.
Some animals' claws are like finger fangs, and their teeth like jaw claws.
The smartphone has made a game of hints harder for future generations.
Holding your phone can mean tons of stuff now.
As far as we know, there are 0 Taco Bells on Mars.
Coffee is a mana potion and Cough Syrup is a health potion
When someone starts with I'm not racist it usually means they are.
Edit: here’s my thought process. Why do they need to tell someone they are not. Then proceed to say the most racist thing, lmao.
Films where a Predator dies are a failed coming of age films.
From the lore of the Predator species, a Predator who goes for a hunt is trying to prove they are worthy of adult status in their society. As each Predator dies in the film they fail to attain adult status in their society.
A hydraulic press is like a giant hole puncher.
Stereotypical religious nutjobs in the 80s and 90s were all "The end is nigh!" Now that science supports them, they're all "Everything is A-OK!"
Peanut butter and hummus are the same thing.
Both are pastes made of mashed beans (peanuts and chickpeas are beans.) They also have a similar nutrient profile and are both used for similar dishes.
If Wolverine had been American instead of Canadian, he might refer to the alloy on his bones as Adamantum.
We're probably pretty fortunate that humans have at least some degree of self control over when we stop eating.
Like, I just was thinking about how lots of pet species will just eat as much food as you give them to the point of making themselves sick, and keeping them at a healthy weight requires not giving them access to too much food. Obviously some humans have problems with this, but imagine how bad things would be if everyone were...