Every Gang From “The Warriors” Ranked by Our Conservative Uncle’s Fear of the City ( thehardtimes.net )
Terrifying New Anti-Marijuana PSA Says Overindulgence Could Cause You to End Up Like Bill Maher ( thehardtimes.net )
Trump Quietly Avoids Eye Contact With Rudy Giuliani Begging For Change Outside Courthouse ( www.theonion.com )
New Florida Law Requires All Women To Produce 3 Healthy White Sons By 22nd Birthday ( www.theonion.com )