Man pivots seamlessly from criticising trans rights as ‘a threat to women’s safety’ to defending Russell Brand as ‘no threat to women’s safety’ ( newsthump.com )
Man decides it’s just easier to become climate change denier than waste his life washing out food containers ( newsthump.com )
Audi and BMW in desperate battle to release most arrogant autonomous vehicle ( newsthump.com )
Why me arbitrarily giving verification to notable Twitter users is good, but the last regime arbitrarily giving verification to notable Twitter users was bad, by Elon Musk ( newsthump.com )
This incredible millennial bought their first home just by making a packed lunch every day for a year and buying a winning lottery ticket ( newsthump.com )
Judge offers to let Donald Trump attend his son’s High School graduation, if he can pick him out of a line-up ( newsthump.com )
Brexiter annoyed by people pointing out that thing they were told ‘would happen’ is now ‘happening’ ( newsthump.com )
‘You can’t say anything these days’ insists man saying exactly what he thinks, every single day ( newsthump.com )
Perfectly good slice of bread utterly ruined by Marmite ( newsthump.com )
Man who loudly demanded chocolate eggs have ‘Easter’ written on the box didn’t go to church again this year ( newsthump.com )
Man who enjoys saying ‘if you don’t like it, leave!’ furious when migrants take that exact advice to come here ( newsthump.com )
“Growing up in poverty never did me any harm” insists man psychologically compelled to wish similar financial hardship on others ( newsthump.com )
Man screaming “Go Woke Go Broke!” at Nike seemingly unaware he is a penniless bigot ( newsthump.com )
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TikTok saves itself from US ban by launching a range of semi-automatic assault rifles ( newsthump.com )
Saying racist things not racist, insist racists ( newsthump.com )
We must stop the small boats so we can take care of our own first, insists man furious that taxpayer money is being used to feed hungry schoolchildren ( newsthump.com )
The small boats migrant crisis must be stopped immediately, so we can focus on helping our own people first, according to a man who lost his mind when he found out Sadiq Khan wanted to feed hungry school children at the taxpayer’s expense.
Tucker Carlson excites more controversy with sympathetic Warmaster Abaddon interview ( newsthump.com )
Elon Musk hails successful Neuralink trial in which implanted monkeys successfully used credit cards to pay for Twitter ( newsthump.com )
Government to replace HS2 rail link to Manchester with brand new horse and cart ( newsthump.com )
Man who spent all his money on NFTs fails to pay his gas bill with JPEG of an ape ( newsthump.com )
Schools are only crumbling because the left-wing Wokerati made us cut the school repair budget in half, insists Government ( newsthump.com )
Inflation is only coming down because of the things we are doing, insists government that claimed there was nothing they could do to influence inflation when it was going up ( newsthump.com )
Boris Johnson announces arrival of sixth, seventh, eighth or maybe even ninth child ( newsthump.com )
A spokesperson for Boris Johnson has announced that the former prime minister and his current wife Carrie Symonds have had another healthy baby boy