GottaLaff , to Random stuff
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FYI, ...

Via Katie Phang:

Court has resumed. Judge Merchan is back on the bench. All counsel are present and Trump is also present.

First jury instruction argument over FECA (Federal Election Campaign Act).

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10/ In part:

MERCHAN: I ordered that you were precluded from arguing this legal claim. There was no such thing. Just a way to get around having to turn over docs.

MERCHAN: Now it’s morphed into involvement of counsel. I understand why you want this instruction from the court. But my answer hasn't changed and I find it disingenuous.

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11/ MERCHAN: It was concerning when the terms changed to "presence of counsel." I couldn't believe when i saw it again now calling it "involvement of counsel."

MERCHAN: My ruling is the jury will not hear that instruction from the bench nor are you permitted to make that argument. Period.

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🧵starts HERE.

Plz remember to use NFL (Not For Laffy, no hashtag) so I can ignore those replies while live-posting. TY!

1/...Tyler McBrien:

Trey Gowdy again...

Per Trump's campaign, this is today's Greek chrous: Don Trump, Jr., Matt Whitaker, Pam Bondi, Sen. Eric Schmitt, Rep. Daniel Webster, Rep. Dan Meuser, Rep. Ronny Jackson, Rep. Troy Nehls, Rep. Dale Strong, Rep. Maria Salazar, Sebastian Gorka, Chuck Zito, Joe Piscopo, Bill White

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6/ McB:

While we continue to wait, Steinglass stands up and asks whether Justice Merchan would like to ask the jury their availability for next Wednesday. Merchan agrees.

More from just outside the courtroom a few minutes ago:

“We’ll be resting pretty quickly, meaning resting the case. I won’t be resting. I don’t rest. I’d like to rest sometimes, but I don’t get to rest.”

ADDED 😂 via
Brian Tyler Cohen: Dude’s spent 80% of his time in the courtroom fast asleep but okay.

msbellows ,
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@GottaLaff NFL: This is incredibly good and difficult lawyering. When an opposition witness wants to explain something, it's hard (but vital!) to stand in front of the jury and not let them seize the narrative by doing so.

Nonilex , to Law
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#TrumpTrial 🧵 Tues 21 May 2024

Testimony may conclude today in Trump’s #criminal NY #ElectionInterference trial, after 5 weeks & 22 witnesses.

Yesterday the jury was introduced to #RobertCostello, a #Giuliani associate & #lawyer who acted as a “back-channel” for #MichaelCohen to #Trump in the summer of 2018.

Yesterday, Costello behaved so atrociously on the witness stand that Juan Merchan cleared the courtroom to admonish him & the defense attorneys. Costello is due back on the stand

#law

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Nonilex OP ,
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asks if an email in which he offers to provide a “back channel” between & “speaks for itself” Costello used the phrase while [ to her yesterday].

Costello says it does not because there was more context, & offers to provide that context.

“That’s all right,” Hoffinger says, moving on to her next question. 😊

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Judge Merchan: What you’re asking me to do is change the law, and I’m not going to do that.

— The People of the State of New York v. Donald J. Trump (# 71543/2023)

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NEW 🧵starts HERE.

Plz remember to use NFL (Not For Laffy, no hashtag) so I can ignore those replies while live-posting. TY!

1/... Tyler McBrien:

It's 2:09 p.m., Trump walks in with his defense team in tow.

Alan Dershowitz is still here as well.

All five members of the prosecution are already seated.

CarlG ,
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@GottaLaff This is rich - the defense objects to the exhibit w/o a witness to authenticate it ,then complains when their objection may delay the trial by a day?

There are often sound reasons for not objecting to exhibits beyond just rolling over, and Trump's lawyers (permissible) insisting that the DA go by the book on this one will not hurt the People's case, but only hurt their own client by prolonging the trial, and running up legal fees. FAFO.

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87/ Whoa! cont'd:

👉🏼MERCHAN: Mr Costello, I'd like to discuss proper decorum in my courtroom. As a witness on the stand, if you don't like my ruling, you don't say jeez, and you don't say strike it, bc I'm the only one who can do that.
👉🏼And if you don't like my ruling, you don't give me sideeye.

🔥Merchan, angrily: Are you staring me down right now?

🔥Clear the courtroom, the judge says.

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started earlier than I did today. Grabbing coffee, starting THREAD HERE🧵1/…

Here’s the list of Trump’s allies attending his trial today:

AG Alan Wilson
Rep. Eric Burlison
Rep. Andrew Clyde
Rep. Mary Miller
Rep. Keith Self
John Coale
Alan Dershowitz
Will Scharf
Steve Witkoff
Bernie Kerik
Kash Patel
Vernon Jones
Jerry Kassar
Chuck Zito

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tdwllms1 ,
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@GottaLaff

NFL...

I'm not even there and it's making me glazed over... and I'm caffeinated.

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🧵 Monday 20 May 2024

has a huge posse today, including ; , a party leader in NY; , fmr NYPD commissioner who was imprisoned for tax fraud & false statements; , lawyer who defended Trump during his first impeachment, & , legal adviser who was in AZ for attempts to keep Trump in power after the 2020 election.

Nonilex OP ,
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goes back to how was treated by the team. A complicating factor w/both Cohen & is they have multiple motives, & prosecutors have been telling the cleanest versions of their stories which makes it easy for the defense to pick at. However, the Trump team is essentially asking the to believe everyone around Trump was acting shadily except for the shadiest of all – Trump.

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shakes his head in apparent frustration w/ Justice after Merchan sustains several objections by prosecutors. (Not a good look for jurors)

When Justice Merchan sustains yet another objection, he gets visibly irritated.

also shakes his head when the lawyers approach the bench for another sidebar.

🙄 idiots. Suck it up.

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The system has failed to hold Trump, his GOP sycophants & MAGA mob accountable for their threats to witnesses, judges, prosecutors & their families.

If the jury finds Trump guilty, I'm worried about the jurors.
SNL satirized Trump mocking a juror's looks. He "joked" how his people will screenshot her face & dox her.
"Her life is over folks. Got to take the kids out of school sweetie."
This is a scarily accurate skit.
We can we do?
@emptywheel @nicolesandler
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![Donald Trump (James Austin Johnson) holds a press conference outside of the Manhattan courthouse and identifies a juror. Text from the skit. You see, they do a terrible thing when you testify, which is they write it down and we don't like that. That was a juror. Did you see her face? Everyone just saw her face, and now her life is over, folks. My people are going to screenshot her face and dox her to hell. We love to dox. Got to pull the kids out of school, sweetie. [ Laughter ] pull the kids out of school. They call her juror 9. But to me she's like a 6 maybe. [ Laughter ] oh, get over it. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R3N6Iqp8QIk&t=99s](https://files.mastodon.online/media_attachments/files/112/474/728/346/995/748/original/b337ec4f43e96f16.mp4)

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Via :

I was last in the courtroom for opening statements -- the atmosphere among the security staff then was much more stressed and tense compared to today, as the final prosecution witness takes what is likely his final day on the stand. This many weeks into the trial, there is an art to it all, including the logistics and security.

chemoelectric ,
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@GottaLaff Stagefright.

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Trump trial starting here, if you follow @Nonilex And there will also be a thread by @GottaLaff if you want two perspectives. https://masto.ai/@Nonilex/112473537827212101

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After brashly declaring he wanted to in his trial, it appears increasingly unlikely that will do so, as the seems poised to hear next week.
Defendants rarely testify, because their advise them that the risks of doing so, particularly when it comes to being questioned by prosecutors , are simply too great.


https://www.washingtonpost.com/politics/2024/05/18/trump-trial-testifying/

Nonilex OP ,
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In Trump’s case, the judge’s discussions w/ in recent days indicate that even if the defense calls a small number of witnesses, they do not expect to be one….
4 people close to Trump said next wk’s plan does not include him testifying, & they expect the to start deliberating later in the wk. Trump is famously mercurial & could always demand to testify….

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“It sounds like we might possibly be done w/ the presentation of evidence on Monday,” NY Supreme Court Justice Juan said Thurs.
Blanche quickly added, “I was not speaking about President Trump, obviously. … That’s another decision that we need to think through.”
★ If were to take the stand, such testimony could take many days, which would significantly extend the trial.

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NEW 🧵starts HERE.

Remember: I cannot reply while live-posting, so plz use NFL (Not For Laffy.. no hashtag) so I can skip your replies. THANK YOU.

Running a little late, so some preamble included here.

1/…

Tyler McBrien:

At 2:04 p.m., the prosecution strolls back in and lays out stacks of papers, binders, and other documents on the desk.

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2/ McB:

At 2:08 p.m., Trump walks back in, his entourage in tow. Gaetz has stayed past lunch.

Three minutes later, Merchan returns.

The People had submitted instructions regarding the unsealing of the indictment, but Blanche says his intention is to rehabilitate the questions "right out of the box" after lunch, so Merchan takes a look.

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30/ McB:

BLANCHE: Who else did you secretly record, other than reporters?
COHEN: Jeff Zucker, Trump.
BLANCHE: You understand that it's not ethical to record your client? [Trump was Cohen's client at the time]
COHEN: Yes, except of course crime-fraud exception.

BLANCHE: So you surreptitiously recorded your client so that you could play a privileged recorded communication with a third party?

COHEN: That's correct.

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🧵starts HERE.

Remember: I cannot reply while live-posting, so plz use NFL (Not For Laffy.. no hashtag) so I can skip your replies. THANK YOU.

Running a little late, so some preamble included here.

1/… Via Rupar: Trump wraps up his morning rant by attacking one of the prosecutors, Colangelo, which is a flagrant violation of his gag order

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12/ Katie Phang:

Are Americans subsidizing these GOP field trips?

McB:

Also spotted: Rep. Eli Craine (R-Ariz.)

We almost have a quorum here for a Congressional session.

GottaLaff OP ,
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13/ Kyle Cheney:

Bob Costello, a longtime Giuliani attorney and potential Trump defense witness, used yesterday's trial off-day to savage Michael Cohen in testimony to Congress.

Cohen has accused Costello of being part of a Trump-backed effort to pressure him against "flipping" https://politico.com/live-updates/2024/05/16/trump-hush-money-criminal-trial/costello-attacks-cohen-00158331

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🧵 Thursday 16 May 2024

Cross-examination of resumes, an opportunity for the defense to poke holes in his testimony & perhaps trip up or provoke the state’s key witness. The questioning of Cohen, ’s fmr fixer, is the beginning of the end of Trump’s trial, which began April 15 & might conclude before Memorial Day weekend at this pace.

Nonilex OP ,
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's strategy seems to be repeating the word “lie” in every other sentence. If you’re a bored juror right now, you are hearing lie, lie, lie, lie. Even if you’re having trouble following the substance of Cohen's various lies, you are hearing an overall picture of dishonesty.
The risk for the defense here is that the jurors are reminded during closing arguments that hired this self-acknowledged liar & made him his lawyer, & hold Trump accountable for that.

Nonilex OP ,
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is trying to cast doubt on ’s account, saying it was the first time he had mentioned the call.

Prosecutor objects again, & asks to approach.

After the sidebar conversation w/the judge, Emil , one of Trump's lawyers, returns to the defense table, sits down & whispers something to who shakes his head & scowls.

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Via @stevebenen:

Quite a quote from Eric Swalwell on the parade of GOP members attending this morning:

“I don’t think that anything could animate the phrase ‘do-nothing Congress’ more than missing votes and canceling hearings to go up and be a spectator at your cult leader’s trial.”

TopKnot ,
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@GottaLaff @stevebenen
And a vast majority of are proud of this fact. .

TransitBiker ,
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@GottaLaff @stevebenen a documented fraudster & active agent of sedition.

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