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Low Quality Facts written in arguably lower quality handwriting.

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She means it too, I can see it in her eyes.

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Wow, you learn something new about Bill Murray every day.
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I think we have more than enough.
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Wow, that's a lot of combinations.
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We made a comic about Betsy Ross.

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That's so interesting.
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Clint Eastwood has some strong opinions on some weird things.

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We made a comic about environmentalism.

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Asking Isreal to agree to a ceasefire but then sending them a billion dollars worth of weapons is like telling your dog to stay off the couch but then slathering peanut butter on the cushions.

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I gave up over 18 million followers on Twitter to be on Mastodon full time. Yes, as I'm sure many of you have guessed by now, I am Stephen Colbert.

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Taylor Swift is a force to be reckoned with.

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And scientists still don't know why.
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I don't have a ton of faith in humanity, but I do appreciate how we've all decided to side with the orcas in the Great Orcas vs. Boats War. An orca could literally bite my arm off tomorrow and I would still be team orca.

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Their pizza is unrivaled.
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I promise that if you support me on Patreon I will not use the money to buy meth.

Meth is very expensive these days. I will instead use the money to purchase bath salts, as any financially responsible person would.
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Follow me for more helpful money saving tips. I will teach you how to scratch the expiration date off of food and beverages so they never go bad.

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2024: OpenAI releases a free virtual assistant with a weirdly flirty voice.

2025: Millions of men become emotionally attached to the AI.

2026: OpenAI threatens to delete your virtual girlfriend if you don't pay a monthly subscription. You must also buy her digital flowers or she will hate you.

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We made a comic about an exterminator.

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    History is so interesting.
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    It's one of life's greatest mysteries.
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    No wonder people get lost there.
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    That's one hot take from Mr. De Niro.

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    I somehow never knew this.
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    We made a comic about firemen.

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    I find their political apathy to be very discouraging.
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    Someone told me to stop shamelessly promoting my Patreon. Believe me buddy, there is shame and lots of it.
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    That's so interesting.
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    I bet he played basketball.
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    Wow, I never knew that.
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    Elon is the worst.

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    It's not funny. It's a serious condition.
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    I wonder what they talk about.
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    I guess it's kind of funny.
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    I hate making typos.

    The other day, I accidentally made a typo in a post. I thought "Eh, not many people will see it anyway".

    Today, Threads pushed out an update so I can now see how many views my posts get. Almost 8 million people have seen my big dumb typo. I will never mentally recover from this.

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    A reasonable request.
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