@scalzi OMG. The idiots are whooping it up over how careful they have to be with their fancy new toys. "I cut my hand washing it," says one of them who's clearly too deep into the cult to ever sue the fuck outa Elon like he deserves.
@scalzi A friend was doing minimal invasive tinkering on a tiny Hi8 camcorder. He had fingers of both hands in the cassette compartment when the device started the magical origami it did to fold itself around the cassette.
It became a Chinese finger trap with sharp sheet metal inside, locking his fingers in place while slicing into them, then detected liquid, complained and shut down.
He was alone and had to smash it to pieces.
How does one unlatch a #wankpanzers doors?