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Played guitar with Al Jarreau, George Duke, Stanley Clarke, Pages, many others. Zero tolerance for Trumpism.

Been writing code since the days of 6502 assembly language. Currently developing a browser extension called Sidetoolz with @shoq; that's why you see the name in my posts.

Used to be verified, now I'm just bona fide.

Grew up in Hawaii, so mo' bettah you jus' geev um, den hele on braddah.

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I wonder if Google realizes what a complete fucking shitstorm they’re about to unleash on the internet if Chrome suddenly stops supporting all 3rd party cookies. As they’ve promised to do in the 2nd half of 2024.

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This is me, wondering if this will be the week the media suddenly realize that Donald Trump’s brain has turned to apple sauce.

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Stunning New Track From Childish Gambino: “Little Foot Big Foot” (Official Video) ft. Young Nudy https://littlegreenfootballs.com/article/53652_Stunning_New_Track_From_Childish_Gambino-Little_Foot_Big_Foot-Official_Video-_ft._Young_Nudy

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If the US becomes a fascist state, it will differ from other historical examples because all of the steps toward it happened right out in the open in front of the whole world, with media coverage.

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Incredible new solar imagery from NASA.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G2OXPWgjUmI

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Seth Meyers: Gaetz and Boebert Heckled at Trump Trial as Court Becomes New MAGA Hotspot https://littlegreenfootballs.com/article/53650_Seth_Meyers-_Gaetz_and_Boebert_Heckled_at_Trump_Trial_as_Court_Becomes_New_MAGA_Hotspot

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Judges and Jurors in Trump Cases Receiving Threats: “Unbelievably Shameful’ and ‘Anti-American” https://littlegreenfootballs.com/article/53649_Judges_and_Jurors_in_Trump_Cases_Receiving_Threats-_Unbelievably_Shameful_and_Anti-American

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Seth Meyers: Biden Taunts Trump as Trump Accepts Biden’s Debate Terms; MAGA Weirdos Flock to Court https://littlegreenfootballs.com/article/53647_Seth_Meyers-_Biden_Taunts_Trump_as_Trump_Accepts_Bidens_Debate_Terms;_MAGA_Weirdos_Flock_to_Court

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Molecular Steve: “Heavens to Betsy” (Video by Bob Schneider) - Little Green Footballs

https://littlegreenfootballs.com/article/53646_Molecular_Steve-_Heavens_to_Be/comments

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We need a gag order on the whole fucking Republican Party.

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Video: Ari Melber on Michael Cohen’s Testimony: “Two of the Worst Days for Donald Trump” https://littlegreenfootballs.com/article/53643_Video-_Ari_Melber_on_Michael_Cohens_Testimony-_Two_of_the_Worst_Days_for_Donald_Trump

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Seth Meyers: Michael Cohen Reveals What Trump Said About Melania in Dramatic Testimony https://littlegreenfootballs.com/article/53642_Seth_Meyers-_Michael_Cohen_Reveals_What_Trump_Said_About_Melania_in_Dramatic_Testimony

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Oh, no. Another of the saxophone masters is gone. Did many tours with David when he opened for Al Jarreau. A consummate musician. RIP.

Saxophonist David Sanborn, 6-time Grammy winner, has died at age 78 : NPR

https://www.npr.org/2024/05/13/1251006759/saxophonist-david-sanborn-6-time-grammy-winner-has-died-at-age-78

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tfw you tackle a scary black-box function you were avoiding because it was a hellscape of nested callbacks, written before Javascript had async/await, and using modern JS you wrestle the whole mess down to one indent level for the whole danged function, and it works the first time. yessss.

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Video: Michael Cohen Testifies About Stormy Daniels’ Story: “Catastrophic… Horrible for the Campaign” https://littlegreenfootballs.com/article/53640_Video-_Michael_Cohen_Testifies_About_Stormy_Daniels_Story-_Catastrophic..._Horrible_for_the_Campaign

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Only righteous science can save us from the brain worms that ate RFK Jr.’s gray matter.

How Not to Get Brain-Eating Worms and Mercury Poisoning

https://www.wired.com/story/brain-parasite-worm-mercury-fish-robert-kennedy-rfk/

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Keith Jarrett: “In Front” (From 1971’s “Facing You”) https://littlegreenfootballs.com/article/53639_Keith_Jarrett-In_Front-From_1971s_Facing_You-

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All I wanted was a Pepsi
Just one Pepsi
AND SHE WOULDN’T GIVE IT TO ME

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LoF_a0-7xVQ

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I’m not going to lecture anybody about the need to vote for Joe Biden instead of Donald Trump. I’ll just keep posting information about Trump’s openly, clearly stated plans to turn the US into the Fourth Reich starring him as Der Apfelsine Fuehrer.

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Another Stunning Solo Jam From Luca Stricagnoli: “CRAZY FROG” (Axel F, Popcorn, Blue) https://littlegreenfootballs.com/article/53637_Another_Stunning_Solo_Jam_From_Luca_Stricagnoli-CRAZY_FROG-Axel_F_Popcorn_Blue-

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Beck > Midnite Vultures > Get Real Paid https://www.amazon.com/dp/B000030009/

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Hawaii’s Mauna Loa Observatory Just Captured Ominous Signals About the Planet’s Health - LGF Pages

https://littlegreenfootballs.com/page/329599_Hawaiis_Mauna_Loa_Observatory_

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At least there are still enough functioning humans at Apple to realize they fucked up.

https://www.cbsnews.com/news/apple-apology-ipad-pro-crush-commercial-online-criticism/

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Even before Musk, Twitter under Jack Dorsey was INCREDIBLY BAD at moderation. I could cite MANY examples of ridiculous moderation fails, just from my own email archives.

If you ever tried to use Twitter’s reporting tools to get them to moderate horrific racism, stalking, outright Nazis and worse, and only received an email saying they didn’t see anything wrong with it and would take no action, you know what I’m talking about.

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But the lesson Dorsey took from that experience is that he didn’t fail. No. It’s the whole concept of MODERATION that failed. Couldn’t be him.

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Climate Protesters Storm Tesla’s Gigafactory in Europe | WIRED

https://www.wired.com/story/climate-protestors-storm-teslas-europe-gigafactory/

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Stormy Zings Trump From Witness Stand | Mar-a-Lago ComicCon | Breaking Up Paramount | Brain Worms https://littlegreenfootballs.com/article/53634_Stormy_Zings_Trump_From_Witness_Stand_|Mar-a-Lago_ComicCon|Breaking_Up_Paramount|_Brain_Worms

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Seth Meyers: Stormy Daniels Embarrasses Trump Again in Day Two of Testimony; Greene Booed by Republicans https://littlegreenfootballs.com/article/53633_Seth_Meyers-_Stormy_Daniels_Embarrasses_Trump_Again_in_Day_Two_of_Testimony;_Greene_Booed_by_Republicans

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next time i’m on trial for multiple felonies i plan on using every single one of my 10 allowed gag order violations

everybody gets at least 10 amirite

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Libertarianism poisons everything.

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This interview is seriously whacked out, both the questions and Dorsey’s bizarre answers.

He has “a strategy for ending censorship forever!” lol

https://www.piratewires.com/p/interview-with-jack-dorsey-mike-solana

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i can see it’s going to be difficult to get a groundswell of support for Papoon at this late date, but now more than ever we need a candidate who is NOT INSANE!

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PAPOON FOR PRESIDENT!

HE DOESN’T HAVE BRAIN WORMS!

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one of the candidates for president in this election says he had a worm that ate part of his brain then died in there inside his skull, but it’s fine now, it won’t affect him, he took a shower

so everything’s fine i guess

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TIL RFK Jr. had an actual real life brain worm that ate part of his brain and then died.

That shit was too toxic even for a brain worm.

https://www.nytimes.com/2024/05/08/us/rfk-jr-brain-health-memory-loss.html

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