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Absolute classic!

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finally

Y

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We should divide the year into four suits — one for each season. Each suit is thirteen weeks long, numbered ace to king. Sometimes we have a Joker day.

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Once Upon a Time is perhaps the greatest gameplay-flavor integration win Magic has ever had. For a while, standard matches all began with someone saying the name of the card.

Once Upon a Time

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These chumps forgot to slather sunscreen on their eyeballs.

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WOW

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He's about to ☝️ present to the emergency room with hypernatremia — high levels of sodium in his blood

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When the patient woke up, his skeleton was missing, and the doctor was never heard from again! Ha ha ha!

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Giving your opponent the goods? Now that's a clever crime!

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Finally, firstest strike

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No, put down your Spreading Seas, Johnny. Read it again.

https://cards.scryfall.io/normal/front/3/7/37454c1c-4098-4ac2-884e-3f65f1384bdb.jpg

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Clunky flavor text. It would have been better if it ended halfway in.

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Being able to block with the stolen creature makes this probably the best threaten effect in a while, but still not actually great. That could make it a defensive 2 for 2 at best.

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Never let Randall Fire-Arms handle explosives.

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Somewhat Cryptic Command

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Saw this one coming. Beep beep!

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2 mana black instant-speed kill spell that can't kill the set's feature? Sign me the fuck up. How well does this compare to Go for the Throat?

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Taplands with tiny upside have been a thing at common for more than a decade now.

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SWAGtusk

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Inb4 "this is great for my commander deck"

It's great for my commander deck. I needed a good [[Villainous Wealth]] commander.

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It's a keyword ability. That's why the creature "gains" it.

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This art would seem pretty surprising to someone who didn't read the story.

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This seems really slow.

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I'm gonna say it! I'm gonna say the snarky snob comment!

It's just a split card.

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The notable part is the mentioning of the token’s mana cost on the card, hinting that mechanic from Bloomburrow could care about tokens’ mana costs.

I doubt that. The mana cost is mentioned in reminder text, so that characteristic wasn't specifically created on the token. To me, it looks more like a token that's a copy of a real 2W creature. Compare embalm, which had to specifically exclude mana costs from the created token. I bet this reminder text is to help with cards like [[March of Otherworldly Light]].

Anointer Priest

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2:15 is when the wooing starts

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Sounds like new creature types:

  • Armadillo
  • Brawler
  • Coyote
  • Mount
  • Varmint
  • Villain

A mechanic players have been asking us to do for many years gets made as the setting was the perfect place to finally do it

What kind of mechanic were people demanding?

Dual lands with a land subtype that has never been on dual lands before

Desert

Quick Draw

Gun Down: Deal 5 damage to an enemy unit without Quickdraw.

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It's absolutely bonkers. It's also the only chance I get to play Sniper and not look like a fool. (I am bad at sniper)

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Classic Parker math video.

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