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Pfftt, amateur hour. You're not a real capitalist success story until you've hoarded enough wealth to afford hiring a poor person to do your fork-stabbing for you.

ZeroCool ,
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"I'm not a climate change denier but why does anyone care what experts think?!" 🙄

ZeroCool ,
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Apparently those brainiacs with their fancy book learnin' and expertise are useless. We must all sift through hundreds of thousands of pages of raw data before reaching any conclusions. The entire concept of career specialization is wrong! Throw it out!

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Yeah, I used to run into you in r/skeptic a lot, fighting the good fight lol. And we both know the mods of that sub let it be overrun with all types of deniers and insane conspiracy theorists... But at least those trolls put a little more effort into it than just scoffing at experts.

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Here's the first sentence to clear things up:

This month, The New York Times/Siena College poll asked voters how much they think former President Trump respects women.

ZeroCool OP ,
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Yeah, it takes a whole lot of misogyny for a man to look at this dude's actions and statements over decades in the public eye and still arrive at the opinion that Donald fucking Trump respects women.

ZeroCool ,
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Yeah but I gotta say, it's pretty funny that they attach a CC license notice to every inane comment they post.

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George Terwilliger, a lawyer representing Meadows, said he had not yet seen the indictment.

"If Mr. Meadows is named in this indictment, it is a blatantly political and politicized accusation and will be contested and defeated,” he said.

Your client tried to overthrow the results of the election and install a fascist dictator, take this talk of "blatantly political/politicized accusations" and shove it.

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By golly that sure does sound like some of that there 'election interference' Trump and his chuds are always screeching about, don't it?

ZeroCool ,
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Well, I've been meaning to kick some money toward Voyager for awhile now so this sounds like the perfect time to jump in. Just signed up via patreon.

ZeroCool OP ,
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It's satire. Despite the community being called The Onion, articles from all satire sites are allowed. See the sidebar for an (incomplete) list of links.

ZeroCool ,
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“As the most Lefty Left McLefterson who ever Lefted here’s some right wing talking points I heard on Tucker Carlson’s Twitter show”

Lmao yeah okay pal 🙄

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It’s not a subtle or clever tactic and it doesn’t fool anyone these days but people still insist on LARPing/concern trolling in comment sections. It’s like a compulsion.

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I thought this was common knowledge months ago.

It was, at least among people who don't get all their information from Fox News, Breitbart or random neo-nazis on Twitter lol, but we don't stop election polling just because one poll was already conducted months ago.

Trump Privately Rages About His Sketch Artist, Courtroom Nap Reports ( www.rollingstone.com )

The court dismissed one potential juror after Trump’s legal team had flagged their social media post last month of an AI-generated video featuring Trump saying “I’m dumb as fuck.” Trump’s lawyers sought to strike another potential juror over social media posts made or shared by her husband in 2016. In one, Trump’s...

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It's peak fragility. Trump also tried to get the DOJ to investigate Saturday Night Live for being mean to him.

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“hands would be magenta” my guy you probably shoulda googled that word before committing to it.

Magenta is a purple-ish red color which on it's own doesn't really work as a reference to blood, but the author chose that specific color because it's also the name of Blue's friend next door, a dog named Magenta.

https://bluesclues.fandom.com/wiki/Magenta

Perhaps you should've googled that before committing to your comment?

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ZeroCool OP ,
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lol okay pal, that's enough of you. Bye now. 👋

ZeroCool OP ,
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I return your pettiness to you. Bye now. 👋

lmao oh no! Anyway...

ZeroCool OP Mod , (edited )
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I'm really looking forward to this movie. I went into the audiobook knowing nothing about the story and could not have enjoyed it more, I think it's Andy Weir's best work. But with Lord & Miller at the helm along with Ryan Gosling set to star? I can't imagine a better line up working on this adaptation. It's going to give The Martian (2015) one hell of a run for it's money.

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Fist my bump!

ZeroCool ,
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And you just know he's got some rank-ass hamberder farts too. The White House staff must've been airing the place out for weeks when that stinky fuck left office. My sympathies go out to anyone stuck in that courtroom with Trump for however long this case lasts... Except for the defense of course. Let those mfers huff away.

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On a Telegram channel previously run by him, Bentley’s wife, Lyudmila, said he had been “abducted” by Russian soldiers from a tank battalion, and called on them to let him go.

The self-declared communist joined pro-Moscow separatists in Ukraine to fight Kyiv in 2014. He later also worked for the state-owned Russian news agency Sputnik and was given Russian nationality.

🎻

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Yeah, it’s an extremely popular sentiment on the internet to scoff at software update related recalls as if they “don’t count.” 9 times out of 10 the person making the claim is a Muskrat, because this is a very common thing with Teslas and daddy Elon must be defended at all costs but every now and then they’re just a run of the mill moron unwittingly parroting Muskrat talking points.

A recall is a recall whether the issue can be patched OTA or whether you have to drive to a dealership so they can spend 30mins swapping a random seemingly inconsequential part. The specific mechanics of the solution do not change the fact that a problem required a recall to be issued to consumers. Perpetuating the notion that these recalls should be considered “less important than a real recall” is dangerous to the point of stupidity.

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But this seems like a failed attempt at blackmail where the blackmailer is trying to follow through after not being paid. Not someone bravely standing up against discrimination and bigotry.

I think this is one of situations where everyone is an asshole.

Yeah this didn't come to light out of altruism or a "coming to god" moment where their conscience suddenly came into play. But I also don't care how or why bigots get exposed. No sympathy for an asshole getting screwed over by another asshole. If these are the kinds of games you play and this is the company you keep you're gonna get burned eventually.

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I'll be sure to forward that video to thehardtimes.net. Hopefully they'll tease the ghost of Carl Sagan equally to settle any concerns of unfair treatment.

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