scalzi ,
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Sugar has given you THE SECRET SIGN. You know what to do now.

mikime ,
@mikime@mstdn.social avatar

@scalzi back at you, Spice! 😼🐾💖

TheHeadDuckie ,
@TheHeadDuckie@mastodon.social avatar

@scalzi Wait.. I don’t know what to do. Why don’t I know what to do?!
(panics)

qhstone ,
@qhstone@mstdn.social avatar

@scalzi Steal second base?

haskins ,
@haskins@mastodon.social avatar

@scalzi Time for yearly eye exam? Why yes, yes it is!

emmamegan ,
@emmamegan@mastodon.social avatar

@scalzi nice click!

superball ,
@superball@norcal.social avatar

@scalzi
OMG I have waited all my life for this moment.

enantiomer ,
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rombat ,
@rombat@sfba.social avatar

@scalzi Fetching the Meow Mix…

(I seriously LOL’d at that line in Starter Villian.)

GeePawHill ,
@GeePawHill@mastodon.social avatar

@scalzi OMG I didn't think it would be so soon!

i_give_u_worms ,
@i_give_u_worms@mastodon.cloud avatar

@scalzi
I OBEY

Red_Shirt_no2 ,

@scalzi
You’ve seen “The Sting”, I assume

tumbleweed ,

@scalzi Tis the seizun'...

Catawu ,
@Catawu@mastodon.social avatar

@scalzi She’s gorgeous. And yes, my battle gear is at the ready and I await the next signal

AndyHat ,
@AndyHat@anti-social.online avatar

@scalzi Scratchies behind these ears just to my left? Done!

fifthecho ,
@fifthecho@hachyderm.io avatar

@scalzi Instructions Unclear. Yelling Instead.

golgaloth ,
@golgaloth@writing.exchange avatar

@scalzi As it was fortold.

jeffm ,
@jeffm@sdf.land avatar

@scalzi if I understand the situation well enough, it sounds like maybe that should include going to an interior room on a lower level there.

Be safe, the world needs more of your wit.

TheNovemberMan ,
@TheNovemberMan@bookstodon.com avatar

@scalzi 😹

jmax ,

@scalzi Fnord

brettpaul ,
@brettpaul@mastodon.social avatar

@scalzi "Be seeing you..."

RoyBrander ,
@RoyBrander@urbanists.social avatar

@scalzi

Now you tell us; I have to call up a whole bunch of cell members and tell them to stop seizing the means of production.

Pikestreet ,
@Pikestreet@ohai.social avatar
PJ_Evans ,
@PJ_Evans@mastodon.social avatar

@scalzi
Check your house for explosives?

WolfIsMe ,
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uss_oatmeal ,
@uss_oatmeal@mstdn.party avatar

@scalzi

It's morbin' time!

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