Husband. Father. InfoSec and IT Nerd. #FoD. Star Trek geek. Guy who mostly worries about stuff but expresses it as bad jokes. My views are my own and probably not indicative of much.
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I’m sorry but Kissinger was alive?
You know how when you're hurtling through space in a metal tube and you're supposed to be like yeah I'm fine with this in fact I'm so fine with this I'm just going to sit here sipping on tomato juice even though I FUCKING HATE TOMATO JUICE AND WE'RE ALL GOING TO DIE—UNHAND ME SIR!!
The feminine urge to run away to the countryside and buy a farm
Every party needs a pooper and I guess this time it's me.
As we approach 2024 I've started seeing memes based on an episode of Star Trek, in which they referenced Irish unification and stated that it was happening next year.
Let me be clear, there is nothing wrong with pointing out what people of the past thought would be happening today but please keep in mind that the troubles are very much in living memory. (1/2)
I miss posts from Jorts the cat
I don't know why people in a professional setting who don't know me make wild generalizations.
"I think managing a SOC and red team on top of managing your posture management team would give you valuable experience into how SOCs work and the technical expertise needed."
I've managed a SOC and was the lead incident responder for a F500 company with 23k people. I have a master's degree in information security engineering with a focus in penetration testing. I usually score in the top 20% of CTFs I participate in.
I've been in the tech field for 22 years, starting off in tech support, but moving to sys admin work, network admin work, endpoint management, and then security. I did so good at implementing tech solutions and collaborating with people I moved into lead roles then went into management because I genuinely like mentoring people.
I helped build this current SOC, helped interview and hire a lot of the folks on the team, helped setup their tools, and work with them all the time.
I know what managing a SOC takes. I know what managing a red team takes. I know what managing THIS particular team takes. I just don't want to do it for free.
When you're a Unicorn Princess, but don't really have the temperament.
@DrunkShemoda , happy birthday 🎂 to your offspring!
Turn YAML into AWS bills, thus help Amazon to get rich 😅 Please poorly share what you do for a living below 👇
I was going to ask from what height must you drop an ant to do it any serious harm? I was just curious. I have no ant torment or genocide on my schedule. I decided to just Google it instead. I wasn’t really surprised by the answer. Kind of amazing, tho. Nature still impresses me.
Okay I have a vitally important question to ask
Are tater tots a kind of fry
I think maybe they were going for gender neutral but something got lost in translation.
Wasn’t “The rapture” just Jesus fan fiction?
Official discharge paperwork done; headed home from sicks bay this morning!
I don't want to disrupt the flow on @Cassandra 's thread , who made me think of it again
But imagine if Pike's crew did The One With The Whales
I don’t care what you celebrate this time of year - Honda Days, Toyotathon, whatever, I hope you find peace and prosperity
Out of surgery. Successful.
Both Stratford and Bath have a river called Avon running through them but they are not the same river. There are several rivers in the west of the UK called Avon and the name is simply old Welsh for river (Afon specifically).
I like to think this is because when the Romans invaded they kept pointing to the rivers and asking "what's that called?" And the natives looked puzzled and responded "Afon?"