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Where the Hell are Ryder’s From Paw Patrol's Parents? ( lemmy.world )
Ryder, the local young leader of the Paw Patrol, has long been a fixture in Adventure Bay. He is often seen gallivanting around town with his high-tech ATVs or overseeing operations in his pup-filled command center. However, recent concerns about his upbringing have left many locals bewildered and wondering where the hell are...
‘Bluey’ Praised For Tackling Difficult Subject Of Walking In On Parents During Their Scheduled Weekly Sex ( www.theonion.com )
“We watch Bluey every week as a family, and I tell you, when Bandit sat Bluey down to explain to her that what she saw was just him and Mum doing something the therapist made them promise they’d do every Sunday night at precisely 7:30 p.m., I teared up,”
Tell me what it smells like in the comments! ( lemmy.world )
Wise Words to Live By ( lemmy.world )
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¡Ay, caramba! ( lemmy.world )
Joe Rogan Experience Podcast Features First Child Guest Alec Jones ( lemmy.world )
The ever-unpredictable Joe Rogan Experience shattered another mold this week, welcoming its youngest guest ever: 9-year-old Alec Jones, a fourth grader from Austin, Texas. The episode, which aired yesterday, left audiences both amused and bewildered as Rogan delved into topics including ancient archeology, memories of the Comedy...
Scientists Discover “Big Bone” Gene, Overweight Children Everywhere Rejoice ( lemmy.world )
In a groundbreaking development, scientists have identified a newly discovered gene believed to contribute to a larger bone structure in some individuals, popularly referred to as being “big-boned.” This news has sparked excitement among sturdy, husky, and hefty children worldwide, who have often faced assumptions that their...
You'll never get a promotion that way. ( lemmy.world )
Dad Blows Through 10 Of Child’s Snack Packs In One Sitting ( www.theonion.com )
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Can I Put it in my Ass? ( lemmy.dbzer0.com )
This was a team effort.
TIL they got McGruff! ( lemmy.world )
Columbia University Qualifies That Students Only Allowed to Stage Protest if It’s Quiet and Ineffective ( reductress.com )
Intel CPU-dispensing vending machine game spotted in Japan — one user got a Core i7-8700 for $3 ( www.tomshardware.com )
Local Child Fails to Grasp “Yes, and” Improv Principle, Bores Playmates ( lemmy.world )
In a stunning display of comedic ineptitude, a local child has been found to be exceptionally bad at improv during his playtime with friends. The seven year old child, whose name has been withheld to protect his identity, has been reported to consistently fail at the fundamental concept of “yes, and,” leaving his playmates...
Guess Where Marjorie Taylor Greene Has Suddenly Gotten Popular? ( newrepublic.com )
Representative Marjorie Taylor Greene’s conspiracy theories, vitriolic language, and xenophobia have made her a darling of the right and a pariah on the left—and now, she’s gained admiration from Russian state television. ...
Woman Jealous of Cat’s Health Insurance ( thehardtimes.net )
Boeing Expresses Condolences in Advance of Second Whistleblower's Suicide ( hard-drive.net )
Jerry Manders, 5-Year-Old Prodigy Liar, Already Hailed as Future Political Star ( tattletaletimes.com )
There’s a up-and-coming political star that is making waves on the local level, 5-year-old Jerry Manders from Chicago, Illinois, has been identified as a lying prodigy with a skill set so advanced that he is already being hailed as a future star in American politics....
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Scientists Discover "Big Bone" Gene, Overweight Children Everywhere Rejoice ( www.tattletaletimes.com )
In a groundbreaking development, scientists have identified a newly discovered gene believed to contribute to a larger bone structure in some individuals, popularly referred to as being “big-boned.” This news has sparked excitement among sturdy, husky, and hefty children worldwide, who have often faced assumptions that their...
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Local Child Fails to Grasp "Yes, and" Improv Principle, Bores Playmates ( www.tattletaletimes.com )
In a stunning display of comedic ineptitude, a local child has been found to be exceptionally bad at improv during his playtime with friends. The seven year old child, whose name has been withheld to protect his identity, has been reported to consistently fail at the fundamental concept of “yes, and,” leaving his playmates...
Hanes Releases Men’s Pocketed Underwear, Seen as a Slap in the Face to Women Everywhere ( lemmy.world )
https://www.tattletaletimes.com/index.php/2024/03/07/hanes-releases-mens-pocketed-underwear-seen-as-a-slap-in-the-face-to-women-everywhere/
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“Stop or I’ll Say Stop Again!” Yells Mom Known for Empty Threats ( lemmy.world )
https://www.tattletaletimes.com/index.php/2023/11/25/stop-or-ill-say-stop-again-yells-mom-known-for-empty-threats/
Woman Saves Countless Hours by Printing Pamphlets of Frequently Asked Questions About Her Pregnancy ( www.tattletaletimes.com )
Woman Saves Countless Hours by Printing Pamphlets of Frequently Asked Questions About Her Pregnancy