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Where the Hell are Ryder’s From Paw Patrol's Parents? ( lemmy.world )

Ryder, the local young leader of the Paw Patrol, has long been a fixture in Adventure Bay. He is often seen gallivanting around town with his high-tech ATVs or overseeing operations in his pup-filled command center. However, recent concerns about his upbringing have left many locals bewildered and wondering where the hell are...

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Is the paw patrol tax payer funded? If so, Adventure Bay citizens need to start a protest for blatant misuse of funds and child labor offenses

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I can't think of anything that is more plausible than this so I'm going to adopt this canon as well

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I'll have whatever hallucinations that person is having!
Fun read, thanks

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This is true and it's why my floor is constantly covered with these damn toys and my kids are still asking whatever the new one is

‘Bluey’ Praised For Tackling Difficult Subject Of Walking In On Parents During Their Scheduled Weekly Sex ( www.theonion.com )

“We watch Bluey every week as a family, and I tell you, when Bandit sat Bluey down to explain to her that what she saw was just him and Mum doing something the therapist made them promise they’d do every Sunday night at precisely 7:30 p.m., I teared up,”

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Chilli playing a game of "Keepy Uppy" with Bandit 😜

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I'm a simple man. I see a George Costanza meme and i upvote

Joe Rogan Experience Podcast Features First Child Guest Alec Jones ( lemmy.world )

The ever-unpredictable Joe Rogan Experience shattered another mold this week, welcoming its youngest guest ever: 9-year-old Alec Jones, a fourth grader from Austin, Texas. The episode, which aired yesterday, left audiences both amused and bewildered as Rogan delved into topics including ancient archeology, memories of the Comedy...

Scientists Discover “Big Bone” Gene, Overweight Children Everywhere Rejoice ( lemmy.world )

In a groundbreaking development, scientists have identified a newly discovered gene believed to contribute to a larger bone structure in some individuals, popularly referred to as being “big-boned.” This news has sparked excitement among sturdy, husky, and hefty children worldwide, who have often faced assumptions that their...

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the foil lined paper bags of Goldfish are no match for me

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Put a little box on the cats head and you got a set of medieval cat armor from Wish!

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You must be an account from someone I know and you're messing with me, right? I wish my website were famous but it only averages 20 visits a day 😆

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well thank you, made my day!

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You're looking at a billion view tiktok idea here! Also, huge missed opportunity by the Jackass crew.

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beatings will continue until morale improves

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do they come out in one of those little vending machine capsules? that would be badass

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this is satisfying, i want one!

Local Child Fails to Grasp “Yes, and” Improv Principle, Bores Playmates ( lemmy.world )

In a stunning display of comedic ineptitude, a local child has been found to be exceptionally bad at improv during his playtime with friends. The seven year old child, whose name has been withheld to protect his identity, has been reported to consistently fail at the fundamental concept of “yes, and,” leaving his playmates...

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love it! Stephen Merchant is underrated in the US

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a buddy told me that she has Ron Perlman face and now i think about it every time i see her.

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I don't think anyone in the world would want her mouth bigger😁

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I'm not throwing shade at him! As a man, the face is badass. As a woman, it's gnarly and gross.

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i wish my health insurance covered rabies shots, distemper shots, and heartworm medication for me and here I'm stuck paying out of pocket!

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Condolences to the future whistle blower's family who committed suicide by shooting themselves 3 times in the back of the head.

Jerry Manders, 5-Year-Old Prodigy Liar, Already Hailed as Future Political Star ( tattletaletimes.com )

There’s a up-and-coming political star that is making waves on the local level, 5-year-old Jerry Manders from Chicago, Illinois, has been identified as a lying prodigy with a skill set so advanced that he is already being hailed as a future star in American politics....

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i hear he's really good at drawing ridiculous looking maps 😆

Scientists Discover "Big Bone" Gene, Overweight Children Everywhere Rejoice ( www.tattletaletimes.com )

In a groundbreaking development, scientists have identified a newly discovered gene believed to contribute to a larger bone structure in some individuals, popularly referred to as being “big-boned.” This news has sparked excitement among sturdy, husky, and hefty children worldwide, who have often faced assumptions that their...

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Thank you!

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Ya! Trying to get the word out there. Glad you enjoy it!

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it's surprisingly difficult with so much content nowadays. I appreciate it. Subscribe on twitter, lemmy, instagram, facebook etc etc :D

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I thought you were gonna say Grandpa's old cough medicine but that was quite a curve ball!

Local Child Fails to Grasp "Yes, and" Improv Principle, Bores Playmates ( www.tattletaletimes.com )

In a stunning display of comedic ineptitude, a local child has been found to be exceptionally bad at improv during his playtime with friends. The seven year old child, whose name has been withheld to protect his identity, has been reported to consistently fail at the fundamental concept of “yes, and,” leaving his playmates...

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Tried to convince my wife to buy men's razors. Was unsuccessful.

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Glad someone caught that! :D

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