lowqualityfacts ,
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Look, I get it. Jack wants the freedom to sport that godawful beard and Twitter is genuinely the only place where wannabe billionaire simps won't roast him for having facial hair that somehow screams "white supremacist billy goat".

selzero ,
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@lowqualityfacts Bluesky is not proper open source federation, and I'm happy if it doesn't succeed.

javielico ,
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@lowqualityfacts meanwhile folks in the

video/mp4

davidbcohen ,
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@lowqualityfacts He got moved on by the cops on a San Francisco street last week for vagrancy

KatM ,
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@lowqualityfacts He’s so gross. 🤮

@jstatepost

jigmedatse ,
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@lowqualityfacts That's unfair to billy goats...

pkprotoplasm ,
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@lowqualityfacts It’s definitely a ba-a-a-a-ad look

GNUmatic ,
@GNUmatic@deppenkessel.de avatar

@lowqualityfacts

JackAss! 🥳

thylacoleo ,
@thylacoleo@mas.to avatar

@lowqualityfacts

It's kind of wild how cultures have different connotations for facial hair.

In my neck of the woods, beards are leftist and being clean shaven (or having a meticulous mustache) is right-wing.

godzero ,
@godzero@sfba.social avatar

@lowqualityfacts
But I like billy goats! Just not this one.

Eg0nJN ,
@Eg0nJN@expressional.social avatar

@lowqualityfacts Greg Proops once called it a "Non-ironic hipster slavedriver beard"

leonavis ,
@leonavis@mountains.social avatar

@lowqualityfacts Dude, you're supposed to spread lies, not facts. Shame.

moira ,
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@lowqualityfacts this is a high quality fact but I’ll allow it

GGMcBG ,
@GGMcBG@mstdn.plus avatar

@lowqualityfacts

If Paul Walker had done Castaway.

Waterloosunset ,
@Waterloosunset@mstdn.plus avatar

@lowqualityfacts another nut job

herrbischoff ,
@herrbischoff@mastodon.social avatar

@lowqualityfacts He’s one of the people someone way smarter than me called “eminently guillotineable”.

dogzilla ,
@dogzilla@masto.deluma.biz avatar

@lowqualityfacts @kim_harding And hey, what investor wouldnt trust someone who looks like that and has Dorsey’s track record for losing other people’s money?

zvavybir ,
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@lowqualityfacts Do we really have to insult his appearance? Are his actions not unethical enough?

RustyBertrand ,
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@lowqualityfacts

Grausicht ,
@Grausicht@mastodon.social avatar

@lowqualityfacts

Fight Club Bring it meme

StephanieMoore ,
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@lowqualityfacts makes me all the happier to be here

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