Help! My Boyfriend Is 5 Years Older Than Me And Won’t Stop Making References to Early 2000s Flash Animations I Don’t Understand ( thehardtimes.net )
No Scan Do ( i.kinja-img.com )
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New Chappelle special searing hourlong takedown of trans cashier who forgot to smile at him ( www.thebeaverton.com )
Gamer Simply Wants Non-Political Games, White Ethnostate ( hard-drive.net )
Experts: No Way to Truly Know if Redditor You're Arguing With Is Bot or Child ( hard-drive.net )
Trans Teen Hatches Nefarious Plot To Undergo Years Of Medical Treatments And Counseling To Win At Swimming ( www.theonion.com )
Neil deGrasse Tyson Gets Into God Debate With Terminally Ill Child in Make-A-Wish Gone Awry ( thehardtimes.net )
Iranian President Stoned To Death With Mountain ( www.theonion.com )
Fictional alien time travellers can’t be black, insist morons ( newsthump.com )
Bring out the rule book ( lemmy.world )
More Realistic Meat Substitute Made From Soy Raised In Brutally Cruel Conditions ( www.theonion.com )
Left-Wing Group Too Disorganized For FBI Agents To Infiltrate ( www.theonion.com )
Wallace Shawn Emerges As Frontrunner To Replace Daniel Craig As James Bond ( www.theonion.com )
Local woman convinced that misogyny is no longer a problem thanks to man shouting "Not All Men" every time she talks ( chaser.com.au )
Touching Young Sheldon finale to end with mass school shooting ( chaser.com.au )
Facebook mums around the world have been devastated by the news that the next season of television show ‘Young Sheldon’ will be the last....
Ranked: 30 Movies You Can Claim Are Christmas Movies Instead of Developing a Personality ( thehardtimes.net )
American Psychological Association Announces “Feeling Like Dying But Not Really Suicidal” New Baseline For Normal Mental Health ( thehardtimes.net )
‘School Never Taught Us About Taxes,' Says Woman Who Wouldn’t Remember It Even If They Had ( reductress.com )
read more: https://reductress.com/post/school-never-taught-us-about-taxes-says-woman-who-wouldnt-remember-it-even-if-they-had/
Warren "all you can eat" Buffet ( midwest.social )
The Onion boutta do whatever tf it wants ( lemmy.world )
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