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*braces for down votes and possible ban* ( pawb.social )

I've been seeing a worrying number of these people on Lemmy lately, sharing enlightened takes including but not limited to "voting for Biden is tantamount to fascism" and "the concept of an assigned gender, or even an assigned name, at birth is transphobic" and none of them seem to be interested in reading more than the first...

MamboGator ,
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When people criticize centrists, they frame it as the middle ground between universal health care, diversity and taxing the rich vs outright fascism.

What centrism actually is, is the middle ground between fascism and "if you try to lose weight you're fat-phobic and if you don't offer up your home to the crack-addicted homeless guy who keeps harassing your 12-year-old daughter you're a nazi."

The alt-right doesn't have a monopoly on idiots. Definitely a plurality, though.

HikingVet ,

Did they just photocopy a flyer that was photocopied by someone else? Because this looks like it was about 15 steps from the original printing. Also, why hand these out now?

cerement ,
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very blatantly, right in front of her, wipe your hands with sanitizer and then wipe down the flyer …

EDIT: “Oh, this isn’t for the virus, y’all just nasty.”

Naja_Kaouthia ,
@Naja_Kaouthia@lemmy.world avatar

They’re the only culture some people have.

herrcaptain ,

Sounds about right for these folks. Anytime you see an email like this it's always FW: FW: FW: FW: FW: FW: the Illuminati KILLED MY DOG with COVID masks!

Kolanaki ,
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"I got the vaccine and nothing bad happen to m-" start convulsing and making gross sounds while dropping to the ground

"Ahhh! The 5G! It buuuurns!"

Hobbes_Dent ,

“Omg babe, I love glow in the dark dinosaurs. I brought my UV light, let’s see what it looks like!”

saltnotsugar ,

Oh hell yeah. (T-Rex sounds)

jodanlime ,
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Marriage material TBH

FuglyDuck ,
@FuglyDuck@lemmy.world avatar

Something something Christian love, something hate,

betterdeadthanreddit ,

Sounds like somebody has no faith in their god's ability to fight its own battles. Shockingly reasonable in a broken clock kind of way once you get past that little terrorism thing.

themeatbridge ,

The amazing thing about Satanists is that they're so incredibly chill and wholesome, and the only reason to hate them is because you hate Satan. They've never hurt anyone, or done anyone wrong. They just have a mascot that drives Christians insane.

Zikeji ,
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You're a victim of identity theft. You should start here: https://www.usa.gov/identity-theft

magnetosphere ,
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I’d only accept a “dry promotion” to improve my resume. Then I’d quit.

Wanderer ,

Yes you should take it, if you got no other options.

Then you immediately update your CV with your new job title and jump ship for more pay. If the orginal company offers to match the pay you say "you had the chance to pay me more. If you valued me that much, you could have paid me that much from the start"

GluWu ,

I was once asked if I wanted to be the project manager for a system I was working on. Purely a internal title with no pay increase. Lol, fuck no.

henfredemars ,

Don’t go back on your intent to leave for a better job. Some employers will see you as disloyal if you take the raise and stay. You’re usually better off leaving anyway.

CosmicTurtle ,

There is rarely a situation where you should allow your employer to match the offer you have in hand.

They had the opportunity to do so and then failed to properly retain you. If they realize how much losing you will cost them in productivity, that's on them, not you.

It's not personal. It's literally business.

CaptnKarisma ,

Sorry my Dude, had mine for a 3, Lemmy has been solid, lighter on content so far but I guess I just gotta post more.

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