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It’s 14,115 feet in elevation at the summit so it tends to be 30 to 40 degrees (F) cooler than where I live down in Colorado Springs so it’s still cold enough to snow up there.

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Just rip all the warning labels off of everything and let god sort it out.

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Lately, the packages of Impossible have been about the same price as ground beef so I’ve been buying that and no one in the house seems to have caught on yet.

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Absofuckinglutely NOT. If I’d have had to prove domestic abuse in the South to get divorced I’d be a fucking corpse by now. My ex is a very bad person.

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No I think this definitively qualifies as fuck around and find out.

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Meanwhile I’m over here looking at 3k a month apartments like some kind of sucker.

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What in the flying blue buttfuck is going on with this trying to strip women of their privacy shit? That psycho Katie Britt is trying to put pregnant women in an Excel sheet and then there’s this fuckin’ guy.

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Well I mean, America’s comedy president thought it might be a feasible option to drop nuclear weapons onto hurricanes (allegedly) so I’m sure someone would give stopping El Niño the ol’ college try.

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Good for her! I hope she kicks all those rich old white guys right in the dick. Repeatedly.

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Well I can say I’m all the dumber for reading that exchange. Mind you, I’m already kind of an idiot.

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Pictured: The moment everything went off the fucking rails. (2016, colorized)

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I was actually sitting here wondering the same thing. There’s plenty of evidence that none of this works yet they keep truckin’ along.

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I was somewhat disappointed to discover that no skulls were involved in this hatchet burial.

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I bought a bottle of mint and eucalyptus body wash. Now it feels like my butthole just smoked a Newport.

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Definitely been taking the good Sudafed.

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I may have to go get one. The area around my nose looks like it’s been set on fire at this point and I have some reservations about leaving the house sporting my nose tampon.

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I’ve been thinking about that, actually. Just pop into the urgent care like, “Hey doc I just want to make sure my brains aren’t actually leaking from my nose, and if they are can we maybe not”.

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So I tried this and it was an experience of mixed emotions. Relief that my nose was no longer running mixed with an uneasy shiver of disgust as I felt everything draining down the back of my throat. Effective yet disturbing!

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The rash is real. I look like I’ve been in an industrial accident or something.

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I generally try not to read them either. I have elementary age kids. Before I had kids I owned a handgun and would go to the range but when the kids came along the gun had to go. There’s no level of risk other than zero that’s acceptable to me in this regard.

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Just tell her she’s there to install the border lasers.

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I WFH and I do the “business mullet”. Acceptable shirt + pajama pants. Business on top, nap on the bottom.

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I work in training and development and almost had a stroke today when someone showed me some new material for new hires that essentially said, ‘to get promoted you should volunteer to do more work’. Uh, no. We’re not asking people to work for free, take that out. Forget it ever existed. Fucks sake.

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Sparkling water tastes like when your foot falls asleep.

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Oh look at this guy with his fancy fridge that just gives away water!

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They’re the only culture some people have.

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I can’t believe he didn’t see this coming.

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He looks like he could use a venti covfefe.

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“Force antlers off…”
Pardon the fuck?

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Lucky for me, my retirement plan is to die at my desk.

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At what amount of As does it indicate the battery is just screaming?

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I’ve been recruiting like minded colleagues hoping that I can get some traction on getting a union started. My job is sure as shit not my family. Nor friends. This is a transactional relationship.

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Wankpanzer has now been added to my lexicon.

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Chri-Chri La Meatball. You know what, I’ll take it.

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I’ve asked my loved ones to throw me onto some rich guy’s yacht and give me a Viking funeral. But seriously it sounds like you worked for a bunch of vultures. Thanks for providing people with some information to help them avoid being preyed on at an extremely vulnerable time.

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