toilet humour (lemmy.world)

New Drug Could Extend the Lifespans of Giant Dog Breeds::The drug, LOY-001, could be available to the public as soon as 2026.
Just wondering in case you didn’t see the 2,000 other posts....
I saw this Lenny-post with both numbers being 0 a day ago, wondering if he’d ever die, and now it’s settled....
“I guess he’s an okay guy,” repeated Ahmed Bashar, a cashier at Mr. McFinnigan’s lunch spot and recent immigrant from Iran. “He once asked me if I knew anyone in ISIS, and when I made him repeat himself he pretended to ask if “I knew what time it is”, but I don’t think he meant any harm.”