qkall , to Showerthoughts
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I absolutely love milkshakes. I just wish they loved me more.

Is this what god feels like?

@showerthoughts

renwillis , to Random stuff
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No... Good lower back tattoos do not exis—

...I stand corrected.

(for the record, there’s nothing wrong with any lower back tattoos, you do you boo!!!)

Chrishallbeck , to Random stuff
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Adorable.

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Chrishallbeck , to Random stuff
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Cute puppy.

georgetakei , to Random stuff
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I want to go to there.

antonproitzelhaimer ,
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@georgetakei

are always !

😂

renwillis , to Random stuff
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I have some coworkers and was telling them about how we used to take our car stereo face plates with us when we left the car back in the days when stereos weren't integrated into the dash and you wanted a nice one.

They were very amazed. So I made this meme.

renwillis , to JRPG
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Accurate.

Chrishallbeck , to Random stuff
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Spilled.

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Person 1: (Dripping wet and holding a bottle of orange juice.) Dang it! I spilled orange juice again because you never tighten the lid! Person 2: Never? You're exaggerating. Person 1: No I'm not! you do it on everything! Peanut butter, aspirin, pickles! If there's a screw on lid, you just gently place it on top! Person 2: So, your observation is that every time I use a container with a top that needs to be screwed on, I don't do it? Always? Without fail? Person 1: Yes! Person 2: It sounds like the real issue is you have a problem with recklessly shaking containers without checking the lid.
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    • Chrishallbeck , to Random stuff
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    Late.

    [A person is lying awake in their bed at 12:17 AM] Monday. Stay up late thinking about stuff. [They are now lying awake at 2:32 AM and are annoyed.] Tuesday. Stay up later thinking about how you stayed up late thinking about stuff. [It’s 3:48 AM they are now frustrated.] Wednesday. Stay up even later thinking about how thinking about staying up late is causing you to stay up late. [it’s 4:37 AM and they are furiously drawing.] Thursday. Start drawing a comic about how you are staying up even later than before by thinking about how you have been staying up late from thinking about how staying up late is causing you to stay up way too late.
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    • grickle , to Art
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    Mondays were the worst.

    Chrishallbeck , to Random stuff
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    Bark bark.

    Chrishallbeck , to Random stuff
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    The exchange.

    Person 1: How's it going? Person 2: Well, so far today I lost my good pen and then I spilled coffee on my left shoe. [Person 1 looks visibly upset.] Person 2: What? Person 1: You're supposed to just say "Good, how are you?." and I say “Good.” and we go on with our days. Person 2: But what if I'm not good? Person 1: I don't need to know about it! Person 2: Then maybe don't ask!
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    • Chrishallbeck , to Random stuff
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    Ice cream.

    Chrishallbeck , to Random stuff
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    I don’t have friends.

    https://youtu.be/ZnXQN_Zs6dI

    Chrishallbeck , to Random stuff
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    Look it up.

    Person 1: Wow, this new show is so good so far! Person 2: I love that we waited for the season to be over and we get to binge it over the next few days. Person 1: Who is the actress playing Hannah? They seem so familiar. Person 2: Let me look it up. [closeup of phone screen showin the search results for “Hannah actress”] Hannah's shocking death in episode four. Why this twist was so emotional for long time fans of the new... We can't believe Hannah's death was never reversed. Now that the season is over we know that her death is final… Hannah's actress talks exit from series. Why she is moving on from her breakout role and won't be... How they kept Hannah's death a secret from fans. [Person 2 just stares blankly into space, contemplating all of their life’s decisions that led them to this point.]
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    • ajsadauskas , to cars
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    The toll road scam: A government-made monopoly you pay for.

    Here's a funny-because-it's-true take on Transurban and the poor tax it imposes, from Punter's Politics:

    https://youtu.be/FlKBakPAtiw?si=G39_0GcJzSB0SSA8

    @fuck_cars

    Chrishallbeck , to Random stuff
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    Boss battle!

    LeeFromVT , to Random stuff
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    Sadly, Too True

    Chrishallbeck , to Random stuff
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    Paint the shed.

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    qkall , to Showerthoughts
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    I think it's interesting seeing people in the restroom. Like if it's just some number 1, conversation time. But if it's number 2, no eye contact, no words to be had. Like you're ashamed of your own poo baby. Be proud of that loaf bro... You made that with your own body.

    @showerthoughts

    Chrishallbeck , to Random stuff
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    Spreadsheets.

    [An office worker is sitting at a desk working on their laptop. A coworker stands next to them holding a coffee.] Person 1: Dang it, this spreadsheet is all messed up. Person 2: More like dreadsheet. I dread having to use them. Person 1: I gotta get this fixed before the meeting. Person 2: I'd like to fix that meeting by not being there! Person 1: Why does everything have to be so complicated? Person 2: It doesn't have to be. The boss wants you to feel like you're earning your salary. Person 1: Are you just gonna stand there and make jokes? Person 2: Of course. That's my deal. Laura is the helpful one. Laura: (Peeking in from off panel): Hi!
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    COMIC: Lit

    Panic! At the grocery store.

    Chrishallbeck , to Random stuff
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    The report.

    [An anthropomorphic crocodile is handing something to a person behind a desk] Crocodile: And here's the Hayes report. Person: Wow that’s great. Thank you. Crocodile: I'll have that new marketing plan ready by Monday! Person: Fantastic! See you later! [The crocodile leaves that office and stops in the hallway with a look of defeat on their face. Another coworker approaches them.] Coworker: Hey, don't take it so personally. It’s just a figure of speech. I’m sure she knows you're a crocodile.
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    • historyshapes , to History
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    ☀️ My Heart Goes Out to the Aztecs ❤️

    BONUS PANEL[S] ⬇️
    https://www.historyshapes.com/my-heart-goes-out-to-the-aztecs/

    @comicstrips
    @histodons

    Panel 1 - Mel, an orange pentagon holding a large knife, runs toward Sam, a red circle, who is holding an Aztec Calendar stone. "Sam, I just saw the temple. Guess what the Aztecs do to appease Huitzilopochtli the god of the sun?"
    Panel 2 - Mel waves her knife. "They rip people's hearts out!"
    Panel 3 - Sam ponders. "Well, I suppose it could be worse."
    Panel 4 - A closeup on Sam. He's upset. "...they could date you for six months first..."

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    The rare sighting of a cat-aloupe.

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