The best by date is in 2 days. I know about the water test for egg freshness so I'm not super concerned, but please give me ideas for using them up within a week or so 🥺 I've boiled a few and am planning to make some cookie dough, but that only counts for half a dozen.
Eggs, salsa or picante sauce, tortilla chips, Mexican blend or other preferred cheese, butter or oil, tortillas if you're feeling sassy.
Heat your cooking surface to medium high, slap on the butter or oil, smash them eggs in and get to scrambling. When the eggs first start to congeal, crush some tortilla chips and toss them in like confetti. Scramble until nearly done and then smother that shit in salsa. Scramble briefly some more and then cut off the heat. Add the cheese as you please and cover just long enough for the cheese to melt—I usually just put the plate I'm gonna use over the pan.
From start to cleanup, if this recipe takes you longer than 10-15 minutes, you're getting too fancy.
No, you're thinking of Kristen Bell who is the "let it go" lady. Streisand is the one who famously lost out on Worst Actress to Kristen Stewart for her role in The Guilt Trip, in which she played the unbelievably original role of "obnoxious Jewish mother."
She also released at least one musical album back in the 1900s and appeared in a few movies.
One such movie included Streisand portraying the daughter of a disappointed rabbi who also questions her father's ability to hear her.
The way that people use and trust these chat bots reminds me of stories about executives in the '80s climbing the corporate ladder using a Magic 8 Ball
California State University placed Sonoma State campus President Mike Lee on leave Wednesday after he agreed to protesters’ demands to involve them in university decision-making and pursue divestment from Israel.
"Dude, it's not cool that you keep killing all of your neighbors' pets. I know you and the owners have bad blood, but pets don't even have a say in what's happening. Plus, it kinda goes against the HOA regula-"
”WHY ARE YOU LITERALLY TRYING TO DESTROY MY HOUSE???!!!”
"What does murdering innocent pets have to do with your house?"
"OH MY GOD, IT'S JUST LITTLE OLD ME AGAINST THE WHOLE NEIGHBORHOOD! WHY DO THEY HATE ME??? I'LL KILL YOUR DOG IF YOU DON'T SAY YOU LIKE ME RIGHT NOW!!!"
"Dude..."
Remaining pets: "We miss our friends..."
"THAT'S SO GODDAMN ANTISEMITIC THAT I CAN'T EVEN START TO EXPLAIN HOW IT'S ANTISEMITIC"
They gave you the doghouse, so you stomped on the dog and then took the house. The other neighbors wrongly assumed you wouldn't stomp on their dogs if they tried ignoring you.
Lily Greenberg Call, a special assistant to the chief of staff in the Interior Department, accused President Joe Biden of using Jews to justify U.S. policy in the conflict....
Weeks after winning a school board seat in her deeply red Texas county, Courtney Gore immersed herself in the district’s curriculum, spending her nights and weekends poring over hundreds of pages of lesson plans that she had fanned out on the coffee table in her living room and even across her bed. She was searching for...
If they think that's impressive, they should hear about the time I saved my nephew from the sabre-tooth cat that lived under his bed with nothing but a laser forcefield and a big hug and kiss.
Now now, let's not get political here. We've got plenty food, housing, and healthcare shortages with capitalism-driven rising temperatures to kill everyone—all lives matter (little enough for governments and corporations to not grind you up for the investors)
Ignoring... just everything so very very wrong with this statement by Trump's favorite sock-puppet... how does this even make sense as a plan? I'm pretty sure this would be the first case of one-sided nuclear mutually-assured destruction.
It's like setting off a fertilizer bomb in your nextdoor neighbor's house because you hate them and want to burn their house down: you don't get to be surprised when your house catches on fire too.
Turn in your badge, your gun, and your citizenship, Officer Votesalot! When I tell the commissioner about this, they're gonna eat your ass. So help you God, they're all gonna eat your ass
Maybe if pregnant women were in the constitution, your argument would make sense, but they're not!
See, you've got your:
- First Amendment: The right to tell you to shut the fuck up
- Second Amendment: The right to shoot you the fuck up
- Third Amendment: Combination of the first and second—shut the fuck up or get shot the fuck up
This has been another episode of "People must actually believe this shit." Thank you for your time and remember what totally real, lifetime-appointed supreme court judge Brett Cavendishbananana patriotically once said:
It doesn’t take much to be accused of supporting terrorism these days. And that doesn’t just go for student activists. In recent months, dozens of lawmakers and public officials have, without evidence, insinuated that U.S. news outlets provide material support for Hamas. Some even issued thinly veiled threats to prosecute...
Also, considering that they need access to freeze things inside of you quickly enough, such as your brain, I think most subjects would prefer that they were dead first.
If the one on the right is the same one we had at home when I was a kid, there should be a lever on the opposite side that pulls up the center of a soft plastic rubber-like piece to act as the world's most useless suction cup.
I was going more for a ”wanna see me do it again” sort of gallows humor. I agree that the most fucked up part is that she's only experiencing a facsimile of "justice" because she "stole" money from people richer than her.
I hate that we live in a world where the greatest crime imaginable is punching upwards.
I paid to watch it! Hey, wait a second... Do you think Mr. XTalk could be just trying to take our money while building a disinformation platform of unchecked greed?
If someone can go outside wearing nothing but a buttplug, then there is some president.
President is the person who runs the organization or country. Precedent is the thing where an action is preceded by a similar recognized action.
But I really like the idea that someone goes out on a brisk day with their asshole whistling in the breeze because it's held open with a ring. Then, out of nowhere, the leader of the country gets mixed up in the whole mess.
@captainlezbian, Trump can reach any height with his totally accurately reported 6'3" 215lb frame!
@echodot, Trump could easily wrench open any box you can imagine with his 100% for real large-man hands that are not even anything like a tiny baby's at all!
If you haven't listened the How Did This Get Made episode about Morbius, you owe it to yourself to do that immediately.
They get into some stories about Jared Leto's antics on set and trying to do improv and it sounds more like an Ambien-induced dialogue than a description of actual human behavior.
Abbott’s Stormtroopers Beat Man to Death in Texas ( clarion.unity-struggle-unity.org )
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Probably the worst thing I ever tried. ( cosdobrego.eu )
I almost puked while preparing this from the smell alone. Went to the trash after two bites.
IGN immediately lays off every non-UK person at their newly bought sites, including some key members like deputy editor Alice Bell ( aftermath.site )
Welp, this didn't take long....
This is not a record to be proud of. ( lemmy.world )
I have 2 dozen eggs to use up
The best by date is in 2 days. I know about the water test for egg freshness so I'm not super concerned, but please give me ideas for using them up within a week or so 🥺 I've boiled a few and am planning to make some cookie dough, but that only counts for half a dozen.
Nathan's should sue ( lemmy.today )
Frozen human brain tissue works perfectly when thawed 18 months later ( newatlas.com )
cross-posted from: https://lemmy.ml/post/15769515...
Greg Abbott declares open season on protesters in Texas ( www.motherjones.com )
Australia’s richest woman seeks removal of her portrait from exhibition ( www.cnn.com )
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The Saga of Clarence Thomas and His Luxury RV Takes a Disturbing Turn ( newrepublic.com )
California university president put on leave for ‘insubordination’ after meeting Gaza protesters’ demands ( www.politico.com )
California State University placed Sonoma State campus President Mike Lee on leave Wednesday after he agreed to protesters’ demands to involve them in university decision-making and pursue divestment from Israel.
Car Talk with Martok: No Sharpie Makeover? ( lemmy.world )
Car Talk with Martok. All new episodes every Thursday!...
Pathetic Trump Already Trying to Weasel Out of Debating Biden ( newrepublic.com )
Interior Dept staffer becomes first Jewish Biden appointee to publicly resign over war in Gaza ( apnews.com )
Lily Greenberg Call, a special assistant to the chief of staff in the Interior Department, accused President Joe Biden of using Jews to justify U.S. policy in the conflict....
A GOP Texas school board member campaigned against schools indoctrinating kids. Then she read the curriculum. ( www.texastribune.org )
Weeks after winning a school board seat in her deeply red Texas county, Courtney Gore immersed herself in the district’s curriculum, spending her nights and weekends poring over hundreds of pages of lesson plans that she had fanned out on the coffee table in her living room and even across her bed. She was searching for...
Helium leak delays Boeing’s historic Starliner mission at least another week ( www.cnn.com )
Scaramucci labels Vance, Tuberville ‘spineless sycophants’ after senators appear at Trump courthouse ( thehill.com )
it really do be like that tho ( lemmy.world )
Kamala Harris drops F-bomb as she urges young people to break barriers ( www.theguardian.com )
Skepticism ( lemmy.world )
French government says Kristi Noem lied about cancelling meeting with Macron ( www.theguardian.com )
Team Trump Says Classified Docs Judge Aileen Cannon Is a 'Godsend' ( www.rollingstone.com )
Sen. Lindsey Graham Suggests Nuking Gaza, Calls Hiroshima ‘the Right Decision’ ( www.thedailybeast.com )
Trump, Bashing Migrants, Likens Them to Hannibal Lecter, Movie Cannibal ( www.nytimes.com )
This is the language you use when preparing your audience to commit mass murder
Wholesome co-worker ( lemmy.world )
Georgia Republicans boot vice chairman after ruling he voted illegally ( www.ajc.com )
Judge found Brian K. Pritchard voted nine times while serving a felony sentence
GOP introduces bill that would send anyone convicted of unlawful activity on a campus since Oct. 7th, 2023 to Gaza. ( www.thedailybeast.com )
cross-posted from: https://lemmy.world/post/15286301...
[Alabama Senator] Katie Britt Marks Mother's Day With Bill That'll Prey on Pregnant Women ( www.jezebel.com )
Justice Clarence Thomas calls criticism of him ‘nastiness’ and ‘lies’ ( www.washingtonpost.com )
Criticizing Israel? Nonprofit Media Could Lose Tax-Exempt Status Without Due Process ( theintercept.com )
It doesn’t take much to be accused of supporting terrorism these days. And that doesn’t just go for student activists. In recent months, dozens of lawmakers and public officials have, without evidence, insinuated that U.S. news outlets provide material support for Hamas. Some even issued thinly veiled threats to prosecute...
After Buying Up Studios, Xbox Says It Doesn't Have The Resources To Run Them ( kotaku.com )
Republicans renew push to exclude noncitizens from the census that helps determine political power ( apnews.com )
This company sells jeans designed to make it look like you wet yourself ( www.cnet.com )
Why tho 😭
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Theranos fraudster Elizabeth Holmes has prison sentence reduced again ( www.theguardian.com )
Disgraced biotech company founder is now due to be released in August 2032, two years and four months before original date...
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Religion in Hospitals ( feddit.de )