Gerudo

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Gerudo ,

Here in Texas, there isn't even a waiting period, at least for handguns.

Gerudo ,

I have been wanting a steam deck but can't justify it yet having a Switch already. I am seriously considering skipping Switch 2 and going for 2nd gen Steam Deck instead.

Gerudo ,

Freeze dried fruit from Aldi/Trader Joe's is surprisingly cheap.

Gerudo ,

A fully stocked liquor cabinet. All the charcuterie board staples and all the cheeses ever. Throw some smoked salmon in there too.

Gerudo ,

I bought from a 3rd party site. I don't recall seeing the requirement either.

Gerudo ,

I have my main feed as no NSFW. I might have half a dozen blocked.

My NSFW feed, probably has 40+ blocked.

Gerudo ,

It begins

Gerudo ,

IF they surround themselves with good people.

If we need to rely on them...why don't we just vote THEM in? I don't need a figure head, I need a leader.

Gerudo ,

What's funny is NO ONE questions Bernie's age. He's out there killing it at his age.

Gerudo ,

Oh shit that's a good one.

Gerudo ,

Why is all the math wrong, and also appearing to be sponsored by Titlemax?

Gerudo ,

TBH didn't even know that was a thing.

Still wondering how the predatory title loan service is highlighted lol.

Gerudo ,

That is the key to almost everything. Quantum mechanics is neat and tidy. Space time is neat and tidy. They don't play well with each other, though. Some scientists say that we need to figure out dark matter and dark energy to make them play together. Others say they are so incompatible that we need new science altogether to figure it out.

Gerudo ,

Nice to see the pushback finally worked.

Gerudo ,

I just picture scientists leaning down on the bech going "pspspsps'

Gerudo ,

Especially like my dumbass the first time I saw one. I walked up to it to check it out, insta death. My teammate who watched found it hilarious

Emergency Slide Falls Off Plane, Winds Up At Home Of Lawyer Whose Firm Is Suing Boeing ( www.huffpost.com )

An emergency slide that fell off of a Delta passenger jet shortly after take-off last week reportedly turned up two days later outside the home of a lawyer whose firm is coincidently suing the Boeing plane manufacturer over safety issues....

Gerudo ,

This HAS to be the onion right?

Israeli Minister Reportedly Asks IDF To Kill Palestinians Instead Of Arresting Them ( www.huffpost.com )

The Israeli Defense Force’s chief of staff, Lt. Gen. Herzi Halevi, briefed ministers at a security cabinet meeting last week about recent operations in Gaza, where Israel has been carrying out a military offensive for almost seven months now in response to Hamas’ attack on Oct. 7 that killed about 1,200 people and captured...

Gerudo ,

And THIS is why there are protests. Not because of Jewish hate, but because of them seeing any Palestinian as beneath them.

Gerudo ,

It took them this long to figure that out?

Gerudo ,

But didn't he just announce a whole new robotaxi thing? How can they build it without the new build team?

Gerudo ,

The police forces would never give up their guns, though.

Gerudo ,

Yeah, a monocular with a bipod attached. The first picture ok maybe, the second one is 100% a rifle.

Gerudo ,

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mexican_pointy_boots

I'd argue it's a toned down version of these. Go to any mostly Mexican party/club, and you see these.

Gerudo ,

The xbox ding when turning off means I'm getting up. They can be dead asleep, hear the tone, and know they are probably going outside.

Gerudo ,

Them men. Me man too. Agree

Gerudo ,

You and me both. I remember still to this day the roll of film I shot after learning about it. I was really young and that roll really got me into photography.

Gerudo ,

He can't even get auto drive to work on his EXISTING vehicles.

Gerudo ,

Are you a regular of MJ? If not, do NOT take edibles. Get a disposable vape. Take a small puff. Wait 15-30 mins. take another small puff. If you're still good after another 15-30 mins, you're probably fine to rip a good one.

I can drink anyone under the table, but I'm a lightweight with weed. Take it slow. Don't end up being so high you have to stay in the hotel room for 36 hours like my wife.

Gerudo ,

Oh, absolutely. Virtually every strain out there is insanely potent these days. Even day to day, my body reacts differently. Sometimes, one puff is all I need. Other times more.

Gerudo ,

I had no idea about these updates. Which distros are clean?

Gerudo ,

Sometimes, you just have to leave to get some TP.

Gerudo ,

Mort by Pratchett.
I can't believe it took me this long to actually get into Discworld.

Gerudo ,

Almost the exclusive sov cit story teller here on Lemmy. They lurk Facebook groups and post the batshit crazy stuff.

Gerudo ,

Have you tried just restarting it?

Gerudo ,

I'm sorry, if I wasn't paid for more than one pay period, and zero check on period 2...I'm getting a lawyer.

It's an easy win. The employee makes more than missed checks and guaranteed pay day for lawyer.

Gerudo ,

I'm too lazy to check, has the big update hit switch? I'm ready to check out of real life for a month.

Gerudo ,

Lol I just saw the meme before reading this. I witnessed a birth!

Gerudo ,

Same, the first time I did this, I was actually full, AND it tasted better.

Gerudo ,

I was so thankful my grandparents' house was sold to be torn down and rebuilt. There was zero chance that the house with windows NEVER open for 50+ years could have been cleaned or deoderized.

Gerudo ,

What honestly keeps me up at night is Drumpy was a test run. They saw what they could get away with in broad daylight. What will they do with the next R as president or control of both houses? They have the Supreme Court locked down, hundreds of down ballot judges, and many more in state and local govs. I feel like I am legitimately voting only to keep a dictatorship from being installed.

Gerudo ,

Yeah, I always get a warning message from zenni when I order glasses. It thinks my script is wrong cause it's such a weird one.

I know I'm half blind! Don't make me feel bad about it too!

Cybertruck Deliveries Halted Due To Car Being A Big Piece Of Shit That Doesn't Work ( defector.com )

Tesla, a future case study for securities law classes across America, had to stop delivering Cybertrucks this past weekend. No, not because the hundred-thousand–dollar medium-duty pickup, which is only any of those things in the loosest interpretive sense, tends to brick when it gets rained on; nor because its stainless steel...

Gerudo ,

I finally saw one in person, and this is so true. It's like a kindergartner was told to draw a picture of a truck and then made it in real life.

What's a common occurrence in your hobby that you think shouldn't be?

For me it's driving while under the influence. If you couldn't tell, I like me some ganja. However I have long since held the belief that it is utterly insane to drive while under the influence of most substances, with maybe nicotine and caffeine being the exception. All too often I see other stoners smoking and driving, which I...

Gerudo ,

I have guns. I'm also super liberal. The amount of range patrons, employees or gun shops that talk unprompted about politics to me is disgusting. They just can't understand there are liberal or left leaning gun owners.

Gerudo ,

It's like they believe gun ownership is some kind of underground club that is impossible to be a part of unless your republican.

Gerudo ,

I have issues with light sensitivity. These were a godsend for bright but indirect lighting.

Gerudo ,

I was the mj of basketball at one job. Still got let go.

Gerudo ,

Isn't this a given?

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Gerudo ,

Jesus that's the genius play I didn't think about. Short the shit out of it.

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